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<div class="article reg-post uproxx-featured-video post-data"  id="post-400772542" data-post_id="400772542" data-title="People Are Ridiculing Melania Trump Over Her Stiletto Heels En Route To Texas Flooding" data-title-fb="People Are Trashing Melania Trump&#039;s Ridiculous Heels En Route To Texas" data-title-tw="People are ridiculing Melania Trump over her stiletto heels en route to flooded Texas" data-excerpt="The first lady smartly wore a pair of six inch stiletto heels to a place that&#039;s been ravaged by flood waters." data-url="http://uproxx.com/viral/melania-trump-heels-texas-hurricane-harvey-reactions/" data-shorturl="http://uproxx.it/2x14dvD" data-thumb="https://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2017/08/melania-heels.jpg?quality=95&#038;w=650" data-image-fb="https://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2017/08/melania-heels.jpg?quality=95&#038;w=650" data-image-tw="https://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2017/08/melania-heels.jpg?quality=95&#038;w=650" data-author="Stacey Ritzen" data-is_realtimediscussion="0"
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	<h1>People Are Ridiculing Melania Trump Over Her Stiletto Heels En Route To Texas Flooding</h1>

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<p><a href="http://uproxx.com/topic/donald-trump/">President Trump</a> and <a href="http://uproxx.com/tag/melania-trump/">First Lady Melania Trump</a> are currently on their way to Texas in the wake of Hurricane Harvey, as Trump <a href="https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/902503724274331653">helpfully tweeted</a> to remind everyone on Tuesday morning &#8212; although neither will visit the flood-ravaged Houston as to <a href="http://uproxx.com/news/trump-avoid-houston-during-texas-visit-harvey/">not disturb the ongoing emergency response</a>. Although it&#8217;s still unclear exactly where in Texas the president and first lady will visit or for how long, it&#8217;s been speculated that the Trumps will be going closer to where the hurricane hit land.</p>
<p>Photographers caught the couple leaving Washington D.C. for the trip, and many couldn&#8217;t help noticing Melania&#8217;s, uh, interesting choice in footwear headed to a place that&#8217;s been wracked by a natural disaster: a pair of six inch black stiletto heels. Now on one hand, do we have more to worry about right now than what the first lady decides to wear on a trip to visit flood victims? Sure. On the other hand, a little discretion couldn&#8217;t hurt. Remember how much heat people gave to Michelle Obama for <a href="http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/story?id=6986019&amp;page=1" target="_blank">having the nerve to show off her bare arms</a>?</p>
<p>Unsurprisingly, the photos got picked up on Twitter where many were quick to criticize or have a laugh at Melania&#8217;s heels.</p>
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