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<p>Have you been looking at the footage of the devastation caused by Hurricane Harvey and thinking to yourself, &#8220;You know what this whole thing really needs is someone to announce that the blame for this natural disaster really falls squarely on the shoulders of gay people and women who have abortions!&#8221; <em>I know I have.</em> After all, if a horrific storm floods an entire city and no one is there to blame it on sluts and gays, did it even really happen? </p>
<div class='wonkBar floatright'><h4>Even Moar</h4><a href='https://wonkette.com/613785/silly-rachel-maddow-doesnt-even-know-she-is-sposed-to-sex-men-says-coach-dave-daubenmire'><img src='https://img.wonkette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/Screen-Shot-2017-03-03-at-3.05.54-PM.png' />Silly Rachel Maddow Doesn&#8217;t Even Know She Is Supposed To Sex Men, Says Wingnut Jerkoff</a></div>Now, with <a href="http://abcnews.go.com/US/pat-robertson-hospitalized-falling-horse/story?id=49173673">Pat Robertson</a> &#8212; whose job it traditionally is to place such blame &#8212; in the hospital after having fallen from a horse recently (get well soon, Pat!), and Tony Perkins likely keeping his mouth shut given that <em>own</em> house was <a href="http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/christian-home-destroyed-flood-tony-perkins-natural-disasters-gods-punishment-homosexuality-a7196786.html"> destroyed by floods</a> in Louisiana last year, someone had to pick up the slack. And that person, we are thrilled to report, is <a href="http://www.rightwingwatch.org/post/dave-daubenmire-hurricane-harvey-is-judgment-on-houston-for-abortion-and-having-had-a-lesbian-mayor/">&#8220;Coach&#8221; Dave Daubenmire</a>.</p>
<p><center><iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/V0YmWghwEwU" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></center></p>
<p>Yes. According to the &#8220;Coach,&#8221; this giant flood is Houston&#8217;s punishment for abortion and having previously elected a lesbian mayor. The current mayor is a heterosexual black man, but apparently god works on tape delay.</p>
<p>Daubenmire ranted:</p>
<blockquote><p>“Houston, we got a problem here. Could some of the problems be the result of the judgment of God coming your way because of the slaughter of unborn children? You had a lesbian mayor who wanted to look at the prayers of pastors in their churches. What? <em>It’s a debaucherous!</em></p>
<p>“People tell me that, that Houston, Texas, is one of the darkest cities in America. Isn’t it amazing? Katrina slammed New Orleans — we know about voodoo and the darkness in New Orleans. Then it moved right down the coast to Houston, Texas, which isn&#8217;t far away, five hours right down the Gulf of Mexico. Boom, here it comes, now it’s underwater. Water is a sign of judgment and cleansing. Is now not the time for the voice of the church to rise up and declare, ‘Let’s stop killing the babies!&#8217;”</p>
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</div><p>Now I&#8217;m taking you on a different angle, and I don’t want this to appear to be judgmental, BUT I DON&#8217;T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO DO! I don&#8217;t know what else to do.” </p></blockquote>
<p>Oh yes. He certainly wouldn&#8217;t want to appear judgmental! Godforbid! But also this natural disaster was <em>definitely</em> caused by women having abortions and gay people existing and, um, &#8220;darkness.&#8221; What else could it possibly be? <em>Climate change?</em> Well, that would just be silly!</p>
<p>Just ask noted climate scientist Ann Coulter!</p>
<p><a href="https://wonkette.com/622336/idiots-hurricane-harvey-cause-by-lesbians-witches-katy-perry-abortion-illuminati-and-democrats-but-not-climate-change1/screen-shot-2017-08-30-at-12-05-59-pm" rel="attachment wp-att-622340"><img src="https://img.wonkette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/Screen-Shot-2017-08-30-at-12.05.59-PM.png" alt="" width="641" height="487" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-622340" srcset="https://img.wonkette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/Screen-Shot-2017-08-30-at-12.05.59-PM.png 641w, https://img.wonkette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/Screen-Shot-2017-08-30-at-12.05.59-PM-150x114.png 150w, https://img.wonkette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/Screen-Shot-2017-08-30-at-12.05.59-PM-250x190.png 250w, https://img.wonkette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/Screen-Shot-2017-08-30-at-12.05.59-PM-553x420.png 553w, https://img.wonkette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/Screen-Shot-2017-08-30-at-12.05.59-PM-80x60.png 80w, https://img.wonkette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/Screen-Shot-2017-08-30-at-12.05.59-PM-100x75.png 100w, https://img.wonkette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/Screen-Shot-2017-08-30-at-12.05.59-PM-640x486.png 640w, https://img.wonkette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/Screen-Shot-2017-08-30-at-12.05.59-PM-120x91.png 120w, https://img.wonkette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/Screen-Shot-2017-08-30-at-12.05.59-PM-500x380.png 500w" sizes="(max-width: 641px) 100vw, 641px" /></a> </p>
<p>Not everyone is convinced, however, that this is all the fault of sluts and gays. Some think it is the fault of the POWER ELITE, who control our weather for, um, reasons?</p>
<p>That&#8217;s the tack they&#8217;re taking over at <a href="http://www.thelibertybeacon.com/geoengineering-targeting-texas-whurricane-harvey-exclusive-interview-with-weather-war-101/">The Liberty Beacon,</a> where they believe that &#8220;weather manipulation has been and is currently Weaponized by the Power Elite for use against Humanity&#8221;:</p>
<blockquote><p>“As I said in the video, as soon as this storm reaches the shore, On-Land Water Vapor Generation from Texas, Louisiana, etc., will take over fueling this storm, and that process has already begun. Already the tell-tale On-Land Bursts have begun in Texas and Louisiana, and it’s going to get much, much worse. When this storm is fully over land, all of these sources will be running, and massive flooding is guaranteed.</p>
<p>It’s also no coincidence that Hurricane Harvey is hitting the United States, 25 years to the day after Hurricane Andrew hit Florida. Since all of these storms are very clearly and very obviously deliberated manufactured, this “Anniversary Hurricane” was clearly intentional.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p>SEEMS LEGIT! Also, anyone who disagrees with you about this online is either a paid shill or a robot. </p>
<blockquote><p>They are stepping up the programs of distraction and misinformation on all levels, including the formation of “groups” on Facebook loaded with Paid Shills and Trolls to keep you arguing with each other and fomenting discord in the narrative wherever and whenever they can. Some comments back to you are AI generated by computer, with no real human involved. Remember your best defense is to “stick to the truth and facts.” One last thing… keep an open mind to your “legit” fellow activists as they bring new information into the GeoEngineering Arena of Discussion and Disclosure. To think the Power Elites only use one form of GeoEngineering and one form of techknowledgey, is indeed short sighted.</p></blockquote>
<p>Oh, those wacky power elites! Always trying to convince people they&#8217;re not purposely creating hurricanes for no particular reason, except to celebrate the anniversary of another hurricane. Which makes all of the sense when you do not really think about it. </p>
<p>Now, we&#8217;re not quite sure who Alex Jones is blaming for the hurricane &#8212; could be gays, could be the power elite, could be aliens trying to build landing strips for gay martians, so they can come <a href="http://www.thedailybeast.com/nasa-denies-that-its-running-a-child-slave-colony-on-mars">collect child slaves to work on Mars</a> &#8212; but he does have a theory about why Houston was not evacuated. </p>
<p>Obviously, it was to make Donald Trump &#8220;look bad.&#8221; You know, because we need help with that when he keeps tweeting things like this:</p>
<p><a href="https://wonkette.com/622336/idiots-hurricane-harvey-cause-by-lesbians-witches-katy-perry-abortion-illuminati-and-democrats-but-not-climate-change1/screen-shot-2017-08-30-at-12-29-23-pm" rel="attachment wp-att-622361"><img src="https://img.wonkette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/Screen-Shot-2017-08-30-at-12.29.23-PM.png" alt="" width="639" height="376" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-622361" srcset="https://img.wonkette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/Screen-Shot-2017-08-30-at-12.29.23-PM.png 639w, https://img.wonkette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/Screen-Shot-2017-08-30-at-12.29.23-PM-150x88.png 150w, https://img.wonkette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/Screen-Shot-2017-08-30-at-12.29.23-PM-250x147.png 250w, https://img.wonkette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/Screen-Shot-2017-08-30-at-12.29.23-PM-120x71.png 120w, https://img.wonkette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/Screen-Shot-2017-08-30-at-12.29.23-PM-500x294.png 500w" sizes="(max-width: 639px) 100vw, 639px" /></a></p>
<p>Here he goes&#8230;</p>
<p><center><iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/yHvttlp4kIw" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></center></p>
<p>Jones is, of course, just asking questions. Like whether Houston Mayor Sylvester Turner is “just completely negligent, insane&#8221; OR if he is &#8220;conscious of what he’s doing and they’re wanting to blame Trump so they want to make the disaster as bad as possible?”</p>
<p>Actually, the reason they chose not to evacuate the city is because the last time that was done, <a href="https://www.nytimes.com/2017/08/28/opinion/harvey-flooding-mayor-evacuation.html?smid=tw-share">during Hurricane Rita</a>, there were at least 155 deaths that occurred <em>as a direct result of said evacuation.</em> Far more than would have been caused by the storm alone. Or, sure, it could be a completely absurd ploy to make Trump look bad. </p>
<p>Jones knows not to put this past us, what with our desire to just destroy the country and make it so blue collar workers cannot have jobs:</p>
<blockquote><p>“The same way they sabotage culture, the same way they admit with Cloward and Piven they want to bankrupt the nation, the same way it came out in lawsuits this year that they want to bankrupt Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac so that small business owners and blue collar workers can’t have a home and have the American dream.”</p></blockquote>
<p>Ugh. He totally has <em>us</em> figured out! </p>
<p>There were also some real good theories on YouTube about how how the illuminati have something to do with Harvey. I didn&#8217;t even watch <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vA06gYBtcI">this one</a>, tbh, but holy crap that title. </p>
<p><a href="https://wonkette.com/622336/idiots-hurricane-harvey-cause-by-lesbians-witches-katy-perry-abortion-illuminati-and-democrats-but-not-climate-change1/screen-shot-2017-08-30-at-12-37-16-pm" rel="attachment wp-att-622342"><img src="https://img.wonkette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/Screen-Shot-2017-08-30-at-12.37.16-PM.png" alt="" width="869" height="627" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-622342" srcset="https://img.wonkette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/Screen-Shot-2017-08-30-at-12.37.16-PM.png 869w, https://img.wonkette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/Screen-Shot-2017-08-30-at-12.37.16-PM-150x108.png 150w, https://img.wonkette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/Screen-Shot-2017-08-30-at-12.37.16-PM-250x180.png 250w, https://img.wonkette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/Screen-Shot-2017-08-30-at-12.37.16-PM-768x554.png 768w, https://img.wonkette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/Screen-Shot-2017-08-30-at-12.37.16-PM-582x420.png 582w, https://img.wonkette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/Screen-Shot-2017-08-30-at-12.37.16-PM-640x462.png 640w, https://img.wonkette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/Screen-Shot-2017-08-30-at-12.37.16-PM-681x491.png 681w, https://img.wonkette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/Screen-Shot-2017-08-30-at-12.37.16-PM-120x87.png 120w, https://img.wonkette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/Screen-Shot-2017-08-30-at-12.37.16-PM-500x361.png 500w, https://img.wonkette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/Screen-Shot-2017-08-30-at-12.37.16-PM-770x556.png 770w" sizes="(max-width: 869px) 100vw, 869px" /></a></p>
<p>I, for one, had no idea that Glen Campbell was murdered by the Illuminati. Super weird that they let him live all the way to 81, suffering terrible Alzheimer&#8217;s for a very long time, before they offed him, sadface :(.</p>
<p>Also Katy Perry is somehow involved, because OF COURSE she is. </p>
<p><center><iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/-MbrkOcs_FM" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></center></p>
<p>Oh, also Harvey is a message from Jesus, along with the eclipse that the rapture is coming, according to this lady wearing a sunhat indoors:</p>
<p><center><iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/OpFMyzUwiAY" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></center></p>
<p>So, in summation, Hurricane Harvey was caused by the power elite for reasons, after they murdered Glen Campbell, but also by god to punish Houston for having once elected a lesbian mayor and women for having abortions, and also Katy Perry, then the city refused to evacuate hoping that people would die and make Donald Trump look bad, but none of that really matters anyway because the rapture is coming. </p>
<p><em>But it definitely has nothing to do with climate change!</em></p>
<p>[<a href="http://www.rightwingwatch.org/post/dave-daubenmire-hurricane-harvey-is-judgment-on-houston-for-abortion-and-having-had-a-lesbian-mayor/">RightWingWatch 1</a> | <a href="http://www.rightwingwatch.org/post/alex-jones-wonders-if-democrats-didnt-evacuate-houston-so-they-could-blame-trump/">RightWingWatch 2</a>]</p>
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            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6302220" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>How about if we fuck them with cacti?</p>
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            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6301625" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>They totally didn&#8217;t mention  the &#8220;geoengineering&#8221; emails on Hillary&#8217;s server. #conspiracyfail</p>
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            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6301782" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>. . . and what about the geoducks?</p>
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            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6301626" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>&#8220;Now, with Pat Robertson — whose job it traditionally is to place such blame — in the hospital after having fallen from a horse recently (get well soon, Pat!),&#8230;&#8221;</p>
<p>That&#8217;s gotta hurt. It&#8217;s a really high horse.</p>
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            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6301629" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>I know two lesbians in Houston who were artificially inseminated and had two boys.  Does that even anything out?</p>
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            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6301637" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>I HAD NO IDEA I HAD SO MUCH POWER.</p>
<p>Now that I know my queerness has the ability to unleash hurricanes I am off to find a new target. There&#8217;s a few golf courses that I think might top the list. And maybe a well placed tornado on one tacky skyscraper in Manhattan.</p>
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            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6301665" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Naw, use your power for good&#8230;&#8230;(you could make the letters fall off of the towers in question)</p>
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            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6301640" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>And this did not happen in Wisconsin after Tammy Baldwin&#8217;s election because&#8230;?</p>
<p>Come on, wingnuts, at least <i>try</i> to come up with something that sounds plausible beyond your bubble FFS&#8230;</p>
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            <cite id="dsq-cite-6301651">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6301651">msanthropesmr</span>
            </cite>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6301651" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6301651" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Jones&#8217;s razor is the opposite of Occam&#8217;s razor.</p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6301678" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6301678">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6301678">Jeffocaster in the West</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6301678" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6301678" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Is that Gillette or Schick&#8230;</p>
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            <cite id="dsq-cite-6301690">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6301690">Permit-holder Ron</span>
            </cite>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6301690" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6301690" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Wilkinson Sword.</p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6301733" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6301733">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6301733">Jeffocaster in the West</span>
            </cite>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6301733" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6301733" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Ooooo&#8230;.la de da</p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6306960" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6306960">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6306960">🛶🗣️ Mr Canoehead 🛶🗣️</span>
            </cite>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6306960" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6306960" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>If the W in &#8220;Sword&#8221; is silent, shouldn&#8217;t it be pronounced &#8220;Ilkinson&#8221;?</p>
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            <cite id="dsq-cite-6301786">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6301786">TJ Barke</span>
            </cite>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6301786" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6301786" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Actually, that&#8217;s called Crabtree&#8217;s Bludgeon.</p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6301890" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6301890">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6301890">willi0000000</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6301890" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6301890" class="dsq-comment-message"><p><a href="https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/afaeea391401fcb52a20af41f2ffe92cc89781eb404a1fbd064e33c1474c38d0.gif" rel="nofollow">https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/afaeea391401fcb52a20af41f2ffe92cc89781eb404a1fbd064e33c1474c38d0.gif</a></p>
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            <cite id="dsq-cite-6301654">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6301654">Antonin Dvorak</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6301654" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6301654" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>&#8220;GeoEngineering&#8221; reminded me of this: </p>
<p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvEIaeTG4IQ" rel="nofollow">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvEIaeTG4IQ</a></p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6301656" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6301656">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6301656">BearGHAZI</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6301656" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6301656" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Seattle&#8217;s streak of beautiful weather continues, despite the fact that the last heterosexual was exiled in 1994 and Starbucks now offers abortions with its Nitro cold brews (which are delicious)</p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6301801" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6301801">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6301801">Covfefe&#8217;s Evil Twin</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6301801" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6301801" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>The abortions are delicious or the Nitro cold brews? Asking for a friend.</p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6301816" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6301816">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6301816">BearGHAZI</span>
            </cite>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6301816" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6301816" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>The whole experience is most refreshing on a balmy August afternoon</p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6306468" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6306468">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6306468">Lilliansmercurio</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6306468" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6306468" class="dsq-comment-message"><p><b></p>
<blockquote><p>Google is paying 97$ per hour! Work for few hours and have longer with friends &amp; family!!!<br />
On tuesday I got a great new Land Rover Range Rover from having earned $8752 this last four<br />
weeks.. Its the most-financialy rewarding I&#8217;ve had.. It sounds unbelievable but you wont forgive yourself if you don’t check it<br />
<a href="http://www.netpath50.com" rel="nofollow"><b>&gt;&gt;&gt;<a href="http://GoogleFinancialJobsCash300TopSky/GetPay$97/Hour" rel="nofollow">http://GoogleFinancialJobsCash300TopSky/GetPay$97/Hour</a>&#8230;.</b></a></p></blockquote>
<p></b></p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6301659" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6301659">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6301659">Jeffocaster in the West</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6301659" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6301659" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>God is punishing Texas, not the states that have reasonable abortion laws, openly accept gays, immigrants and work for the people. So QED God is punishing the Right wing nut jobs and the poor folk are caught in the cross fire&#8230;&#8230;..</p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6301683" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6301683">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6301683">Permit-holder Ron</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6301683" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6301683" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Same way He aims his tornadoes at Oklahoma. Either God has shitty aim or the point He&#8217;s making isn&#8217;t the one they think it is.</p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6301687" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6301687">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6301687">Jeffocaster in the West</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6301687" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6301687" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>And Kansas, Toto</p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6302301" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6302301">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6302301">grindstone</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6302301" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6302301" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>All I can say is, there must be more sinners in coastal states, since that&#8217;s where the hurricanes always hit first.  It&#8217;s the only answer!</p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6306856" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6306856">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6306856">🛶🗣️ Mr Canoehead 🛶🗣️</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6306856" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6306856" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>I blame scanty swimsuits</p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6301660" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6301660">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6301660">TEX Dept. of Space Tacos</span>
            </cite>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6301660" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6301660" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>&#8220;five hours right down the Gulf of Mexico&#8221;</p>
<p>Occam&#8217;s Razor &#8211; this man doesn&#8217;t know it.</p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6301664" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6301664">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6301664">Joe Beese</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6301664" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6301664" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>&#8220;Debaucherous&#8221; is an adjective, not a noun, dumbass.</p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6301707" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6301707">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6301707">Antonin Dvorak</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6301707" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6301707" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Yeah I noticed that too. He was aiming for Debaucheress, whether or not that is a real word, and missed wide right.</p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6301724" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6301724">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6301724">arglebargle</span>
            </cite>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6301724" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6301724" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Houston got debacled.</p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6301847" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6301847">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6301847">Swampgas_Man</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6301847" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6301847" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>I wouldn&#8217;t mind dating a debaucheress.</p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6305303" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6305303">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6305303">mailman27</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6305303" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6305303" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>The Debaucheress Ball.</p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6305297" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6305297">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6305297">mailman27</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6305297" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6305297" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Every noun has become a verb. The noun is dead. It is nouning itself.</p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6301677" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6301677">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6301677">P&#8217;jama Pahnts</span>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6301677" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6301677" class="dsq-comment-message"><blockquote><p>When this storm is fully over land, all of these sources will be running, and massive flooding is guaranteed</p></blockquote>
<p> How truly prophetic</p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6301994" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6301994">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6301994">willi0000000</span>
            </cite>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6301994" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6301994" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>also . . . welcome to <i>Stupid Physics 101.</i></p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6301680" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6301680">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6301680">therblig</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6301680" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6301680" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>i am personally thankful for every abortion which ann coulter may have had.</p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6301685" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6301685">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6301685">Blackest Noobs</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6301685" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6301685" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>she&#8217;s a man, baby.</p>
<p>or dude looks like a dude.</p>
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    <li class="comment even depth-3" id="dsq-comment-6301708">
        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6301708" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6301708">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6301708">Jeffocaster in the West</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6301708" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6301708" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Largest Adam&#8217;s apple on a woman I have ever seen&#8230;.</p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6301752" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6301752">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6301752">Shanzgood</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6301752" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6301752" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Guys, come on.</p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6301826" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6301826">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6301826">HorseChestnut</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6301826" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6301826" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Dude, after Trump doubling down on the trans ban and the Nashville Statement, I don&#8217;t need this anti-trans nonsense from you guys. It hurts. Stop.</p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6302090" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6302090">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6302090">Shanzgood</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6302090" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6302090" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Sometimes I think every article refencing Coulter needs to have a notice from Management about this crap.</p>
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            <cite id="dsq-cite-6301684">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6301684">TheGrandWazoo2</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6301684" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6301684" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Foymsf mdobnw xlmc nsd qwumsl ducn avnds gormdwir jkd kdnet dob msjflee saaorndc ifm devk.  Smvu okv dsoamvg pemgrd.</p>
<p>Be very thankful you don&#8217;t know what this means.</p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6301740" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6301740">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6301740">yyyaz</span>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6301740" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6301740" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Too lazy to decipher.</p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6301837" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6301837">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6301837">Nockular cavity</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6301837" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6301837" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Psst! You gotta add &#8220;with votes&#8221; at the end!</p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6301688" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6301688">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6301688">Vincent Ricola</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6301688" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6301688" class="dsq-comment-message"><p><i>&#8220;I was mainly worried about the state of Texas, we&#8217;ve got warehouses down there that are on high ground so they didn&#8217;t get flooded for some of the products&#8230;&#8221;</i><br />
~ Alex Jones at 3:33 </p>
<p>He&#8217;s just fucking with us now, right?</p>
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            <cite id="dsq-cite-6301706">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6301706">Permit-holder Ron</span>
            </cite>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6301706" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6301706" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Always has been, always will be.</p>
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            <cite id="dsq-cite-6301689">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6301689">Joe Beese</span>
            </cite>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6301689" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6301689" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>I can&#8217;t be the only one who had to look this up.</p>
<blockquote><p>The Cloward–Piven strategy is a political strategy outlined in 1966 by American sociologists and political activists Richard Cloward and Frances Fox Piven that called for overloading the U.S. public welfare system in order to precipitate a crisis that would lead to a replacement of the welfare system with a national system of &#8220;a guaranteed annual income and thus an end to poverty&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cloward%E2%80%93Piven_strategy" rel="nofollow">https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cloward%E2%80%93Piven_strategy</a></p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6301692" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6301692">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6301692">Joe Beese</span>
            </cite>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6301692" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6301692" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>An end to poverty! The fiends!</p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6301840" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6301840">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6301840">Swampgas_Man</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6301840" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6301840" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>If we don&#8217;t have po&#8217; folks or Illegals, who&#8217;ll we get to do the shit work?</p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6302261" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6302261">
                <a id="dsq-author-user-6302261" href="https://groups.google.com/forum/?fromgroups#!forum/abc_politics_forum" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">euwe max</a>
            </cite>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6302261" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6302261" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>They&#8217;ve doomed us all!</p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6301705" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6301705">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6301705">Daniel</span>
            </cite>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6301705" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6301705" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>The Cloward-Piven Strategy was also an early &#8217;00s indie band who were ironically into laissez-faire capitalism.</p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6301730" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6301730">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6301730">TJ Barke</span>
            </cite>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6301730" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6301730" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Which is far more insidious than the strategy of not trying to end poverty we have now.</p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6301749" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6301749">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6301749">Antonin Dvorak</span>
            </cite>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6301749" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6301749" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Piven was a favorite target of Glenn Beck back in his younger days. I guess &#8220;Coach&#8221; is trying to revive the classics.</p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6301794" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6301794">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6301794">GunToting[Redacted]</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6301794" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6301794" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>I was wondering what Jeremy Piven had to do with this.  While Mr. Selfridge is a bit beyond his range, I thought he was great in PCU.</p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6301802" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6301802">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6301802">jesterpunk</span>
            </cite>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6301802" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6301802" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Heh I just posted almost the same thing, glad I am not the only one confused.</p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6301799" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6301799">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6301799">jesterpunk</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6301799" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6301799" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>I was wondering what Jeremy Piven had to do with this and if it was because he had George Clinton playing in PCU or something.</p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6301691" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6301691">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6301691">TEX Dept. of Space Tacos</span>
            </cite>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6301691" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6301691" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Robyn, somewhere in teh open thread last night somebody posted a tweet of Info Wars wondering why the government couldn&#8217;t use its weather changing powers to stop the storm.</p>
<p>Fucking wacky.</p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6301700" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6301700">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6301700">Ryan Denniston</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6301700" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6301700" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>I am going to blame this on us electing Trump.  Can I do that?  No!  Our side believes in complex scientific explanations for phenomena, not simple stories of who is to blame.</p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6301731" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6301731">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6301731">Permit-holder Ron</span>
            </cite>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6301731" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6301731" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>That&#8217;s okay. You can blame the utter clusterfuck that the recovery will be, on him, instead.</p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6301701" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6301701">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6301701">Blackest Noobs</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6301701" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6301701" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>though Boondocks probably got it right on the nose about Ann Coulter:</p>
<p><a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4383982/Ann-Coulter-denies-rumors-dating-Jimmie-Walker.html" rel="nofollow">http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4383982/Ann-Coulter-denies-rumors-dating-Jimmie-Walker.html</a></p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6301712" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6301712">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6301712">P&#8217;jama Pahnts</span>
            </cite>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6301712" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6301712" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>OK ladies, let&#8217;s take out, oh, Denver next, that evil den of miscreants. Aim your abortion bellies and fire in 3&#8230;2&#8230;1</p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6301717" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6301717">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6301717">Joe Beese</span>
            </cite>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6301717" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6301717" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Not Denver! That&#8217;s where the legal marijuana is!</p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6301713" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6301713">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6301713">(((fka_donnie_d)))</span>
            </cite>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6301713" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6301713" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Your problem in a nutshell guys; you&#8217;re confusing the weekly worship of your deity with a sportsball event. Halftime show and everything.</p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6302047" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6302047">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6302047">willi0000000</span>
            </cite>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6302047" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6302047" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>isn&#8217;t the weekly sportsball event when they worship their deity harder than any other time?</p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6301715" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6301715">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6301715">WeaselPoo</span>
            </cite>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6301715" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6301715" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Get well soon, horse! (Apologies if someone said that already).</p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6301719" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6301719">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6301719">TJ Barke</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6301719" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6301719" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>I wonder if it hurts being as dumb as Ann Coulter&#8230; Maybe that&#8217;s why she&#8217;s always such a bitch.</p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6301828" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6301828">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6301828">Swampgas_Man</span>
            </cite>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6301828" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6301828" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>She&#8217;s not necessarily dumb, but she knows her audience is.</p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6301720" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6301720">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6301720">rosenbomb</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6301720" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6301720" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>“People tell me that, that Houston, Texas, is one of the darkest cities in America. Isn’t it amazing? Katrina slammed New Orleans — we know about voodoo and the darkness in New Orleans.&#8221;</p>
<p>Wowee, they aren&#8217;t even trying to dogwhistle anymore.</p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6301737" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6301737">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6301737">Joe Beese</span>
            </cite>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6301737" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6301737" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>&#8220;My eyes! Bitch!&#8221;</p>
<p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RZoU2dgoh8" rel="nofollow">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RZoU2dgoh8</a></p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6301818" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6301818">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6301818">Swampgas_Man</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6301818" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6301818" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Did he say &#8220;the Darkness&#8221; or &#8220;the DARKIES&#8221;?  I couldn&#8217;t tell!</p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6301878" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6301878">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6301878">janecita</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6301878" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6301878" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Check out this video on YouTube:</p>
<p><a href="http://youtu.be/tKjZuykKY1I" rel="nofollow">http://youtu.be/tKjZuykKY1I</a></p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6301721" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6301721">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6301721">Amelia Resists and Persists</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6301721" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6301721" class="dsq-comment-message"><p><a href="https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/ad67945686f32d2bc7471ac987a9d4c8d0474467b0ca6930f6f85ac8d65f4b1e.gif" rel="nofollow">https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/ad67945686f32d2bc7471ac987a9d4c8d0474467b0ca6930f6f85ac8d65f4b1e.gif</a></p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6301722" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6301722">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6301722">DesertedPictures</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6301722" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6301722" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>I personally think that the reason for this disaster is the election of a serial adulterer, that bears false witness against his neighbours and covets their wives to the presidency is the only logical reason for this disaster.</p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6301726" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6301726">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6301726">CO</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6301726" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6301726" class="dsq-comment-message"><p><a href="https://twitter.com/BruceBartlett/status/902888835037749248" rel="nofollow">https://twitter.com/BruceBartlett/status/902888835037749248</a></p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6301734" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6301734">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6301734">TEX Dept. of Space Tacos</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6301734" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6301734" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>WOW.  It happened in your state dummies.</p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6301735" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6301735">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6301735">Permit-holder Ron</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6301735" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6301735" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Damn, he got a LOT of use out of that time machine, didn&#8217;t he?</p>
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    <li class="comment odd alt depth-3" id="dsq-comment-6301750">
        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6301750" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6301750">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6301750">TEX Dept. of Space Tacos</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6301750" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6301750" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>welll, if you&#8217;re going to lose the rental deposit, you gotta make the most of it.</p>
<p>(HST did for the Caddy in Fear and Loathing).</p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6301738" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6301738">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6301738">arglebargle</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6301738" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6301738" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>He really shouldn&#8217;t have bought that time machine.</p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6301751" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6301751">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6301751">therblig</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6301751" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6301751" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>he should have at least read the manual before using it.</p>
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            <cite id="dsq-cite-6301762">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6301762">arglebargle</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6301762" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6301762" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>We blame a lot of the computer glitches in our office on operator error, and rightly so.</p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6301825" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6301825">
                <a id="dsq-author-user-6301825" href="http://cendax.wordpress.com/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Norbrook</a>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6301825" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6301825" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Those are the ones with the line in the config file that states user=id10T</p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6302067" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6302067">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6302067">willi0000000</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6302067" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6302067" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>it&#8217;s all just PEBKAC.</p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6305705" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6305705">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6305705">Querolous</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6305705" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6305705" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Like the Navy with their ships?</p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6301742" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6301742">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6301742">TJ Barke</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6301742" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6301742" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Well, Fox did such a great job of blaming Bamz for all of Shrub&#8217;s fuckups that it&#8217;s no wonder&#8230;</p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6301743" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6301743">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6301743">therblig</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6301743" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6301743" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>the only surprising thing is that someone finds it surprising.</p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6301812" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6301812">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6301812">Amelia Resists and Persists</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6301812" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6301812" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>And in a few months/years, Harvey will also be Obama&#8217;s fuckup, just like 9/11 and Katrina. </p>
<p>I mean, as much as we&#8217;d like for him to have been president for 17 years&#8230;not so much.</p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6301937" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6301937">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6301937">Rags</span>
            </cite>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6301937" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6301937" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>&#8220;And why didn&#8217;t he stop the British from burning Washington, DC in 1812?&#8221;</p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6302074" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6302074">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6302074">willi0000000</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6302074" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6302074" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>that was those fucking Canadians!</p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6302880" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6302880">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6302880">Rags</span>
            </cite>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6302880" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6302880" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>We should have surrendered then and there.</p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6302585" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6302585">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6302585">Creepoman</span>
            </cite>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6302585" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6302585" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Too soon!</p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6306898" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6306898">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6306898">🛶🗣️ Mr Canoehead 🛶🗣️</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6306898" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6306898" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>So <i>that&#8217;s</i> what Bush meant by &#8220;Heckuva job, brownie.&#8221;</p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6301739" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6301739">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6301739">Treehopper1104</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6301739" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6301739" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Funny how hurricanes keep striking coastal cities.</p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6301759" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6301759">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6301759">Skwerl the Nazi Puncher</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6301759" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6301759" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>I think it&#8217;s Aquaman.</p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6301775" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6301775">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6301775">P&#8217;jama Pahnts</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6301775" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6301775" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Or maybe we&#8217;ve angered Poseidon?</p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6301779" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6301779">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6301779">arglebargle</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6301779" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6301779" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Aqua Buddha man perhaps?</p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6301808" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6301808">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6301808">Nockular cavity</span>
            </cite>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6301808" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6301808" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Sub-Mariner libel!</p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6301747" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6301747">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6301747">Jenny</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6301747" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6301747" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>I CAN&#8217;T EVEN BELIEVE THAT THERE IS A THING CALLED HURRICANE SEASON!</p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6301758" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6301758">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6301758">Joe Beese</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6301758" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6301758" class="dsq-comment-message"><p><a href="https://media0.giphy.com/media/YaXcVXGvBQlEI/200_s.gif" rel="nofollow">https://media0.giphy.com/media/YaXcVXGvBQlEI/200_s.gif</a></p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6301757" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6301757">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6301757">DesertedPictures</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6301757" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6301757" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Serious question: Ann Coulter: Does she believe her own shit or does trolling liberals simply make her horny?</p>
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    <li class="comment even depth-2" id="dsq-comment-6301774">
        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6301774" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6301774">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6301774">Ricky Gay</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6301774" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6301774" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Could be both!</p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6301760" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6301760">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6301760">A Groucho Marxist</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6301760" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6301760" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>&#8220;They are stepping up the programs of distraction and misinformation on all levels&#8230;Paid Shills and Trolls to keep you arguing with each other and fomenting discord&#8230;Some comments back to you are AI generated by computer, with no real human involved. Remember your best defense is to “stick to the truth and facts.” One last thing… keep an open mind to your “legit” fellow activists&#8230;&#8221;</p>
<p>This bullshit paragraph is hilarious and also scary as fuck.</p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6301763" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6301763">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6301763">Ricky Gay</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6301763" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6301763" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Oh c&#8217;mon, we all know this was caused by nuclear reactors!</p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6301795" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6301795">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6301795">Ricky Gay</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6301795" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6301795" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Oh, wrong thread. :)</p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6301806" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6301806">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6301806">P&#8217;jama Pahnts</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6301806" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6301806" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>That&#8217;s OK. It&#8217;s apparently always a good time to rant how wonderful and fluffy nuclear reactors are!</p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6301807" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6301807">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6301807">therblig</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6301807" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6301807" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>new queer over-reactors</p>
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            <cite id="dsq-cite-6301766">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6301766">whitroth</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6301766" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6301766" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>1. No self-proclaimed &#8220;evangelical Christian&#8221; is, in fact, a Christian, unless you want to call the Christian Satanists.<br />
2. Damn, some of my best friends are Witches,and I need to ask them how to get in touch with those lexbian Witches, I mean, it should be a lot easer to do something about a psycho in the WH&#8230;.</p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6301767" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6301767">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6301767">SayItWithWookies</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6301767" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6301767" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>&#8220;Telltale On-Land Bursts&#8221; my ass &#8212; it&#8217;s <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orgone" rel="nofollow">orgone generators</a>, people! That&#8217;s what the elites are using to control the weather. It&#8217;s like nobody cares about the <i>classics</i> anymore.</p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6302249" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6302249">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6302249">whitroth</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6302249" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6302249" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Yeah, and you know the *best* way to generate orgone energy?</p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6301768" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6301768">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6301768">Suttree</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6301768" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6301768" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Also from &#8220;Coach Dave&#8221;,  <a href="https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/1c3dde5e1e6a6fdbba449e30471be839d89823a153dd3a320330e71794987db4.png" rel="nofollow">https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/1c3dde5e1e6a6fdbba449e30471be839d89823a153dd3a320330e71794987db4.png</a><br />
(h/t Tengrain at MPS)</p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6301796" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6301796">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6301796">DesertedPictures</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6301796" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6301796" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Because giving the power to an institution they have no say over, is so much better. Democracy is for losers!</p>
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    <li class="comment odd alt depth-2" id="dsq-comment-6301798">
        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6301798" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6301798">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6301798">therblig</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6301798" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6301798" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>i always write &#8220;Not for Jews or Muslims&#8221; on all my checks to the Red Cross, so I&#8217;ve got that covered.</p>
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    <li class="comment even depth-3" id="dsq-comment-6301834">
        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6301834" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6301834">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6301834">jesterpunk</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6301834" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6301834" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>I must be doing it wrong, I have been writing &#8220;payment for sex orgies&#8221; on my checks.</p>
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    <li class="comment odd alt depth-4" id="dsq-comment-6301920">
        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6301920" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6301920">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6301920">Rags</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6301920" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6301920" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Funny, that&#8217;s what it says on all my Soros checks&#8230;.</p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6301952" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6301952">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6301952">jesterpunk</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6301952" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6301952" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Is George Soros forwarding my checks to you? I am going to have to talk to HR about that.</p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6301820" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6301820">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6301820">P&#8217;jama Pahnts</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6301820" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6301820" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Oh good. For a minute there I thought his comments wouldn&#8217;t be doing any actual harm.</p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6302172" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6302172">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6302172">willi0000000</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6302172" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6302172" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>novel thought but hopeless</p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6301821" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6301821">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6301821">Vincent Ricola</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6301821" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6301821" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Coach Dave is a terrible person.</p>
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    <li class="comment even depth-2" id="dsq-comment-6301822">
        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6301822" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6301822">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6301822">arglebargle</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6301822" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6301822" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Will he take money from Mexicans? Cause a lot of them are catholic. What about the child diddling Duggar clan? Westboro Baptists?</p>
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    <li class="comment odd alt depth-2" id="dsq-comment-6301874">
        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6301874" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6301874">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6301874">Jenny</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6301874" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6301874" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Yeah dudes, just send all that money to me, Jenny the real christian.  It&#8217;s very critical you do this right now.  There&#8217;s a new couch I need to perform very specific prayers for the hurricane victims.  Very important.</p>
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    <li class="comment even depth-3" id="dsq-comment-6302184">
        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6302184" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6302184">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6302184">willi0000000</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6302184" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6302184" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>can i have your old couch?</p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6302031" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6302031">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6302031">Permit-holder Ron</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6302031" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6302031" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Sounds like he&#8217;s terrified that all those sweet, sweet Good People dollars will get misspent on helping people and such.</p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6303869" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6303869">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6303869">HorseChestnut</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6303869" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6303869" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>The Salvation Army isn&#8217;t Christian? Huh, someone should let them know.</p>
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    <li class="comment odd alt depth-2" id="dsq-comment-6303871">
        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6303871" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6303871">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6303871">mailman27</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6303871" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6303871" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Depend on God? FFS, didn&#8217;t God <i>create</i> the hurricane??</p>
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    <li class="comment even thread-odd thread-alt depth-1" id="dsq-comment-6301771">
        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6301771" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6301771">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6301771">Scooby</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6301771" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6301771" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Do you think we can sue God? &#8220;I establish my covenant with you: Never again will all life be destroyed by the waters of a flood&#8221;</p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6301856" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6301856">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6301856">RMKH</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6301856" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6301856" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>See, that&#8217;s &#8220;all life&#8221;.  Clearly there are survivors holed up in Osteen&#8217;s church, where they are no doubt being grifted as we speak.</p>
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    <li class="comment even depth-3" id="dsq-comment-6301894">
        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6301894" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6301894">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6301894">Scooby</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6301894" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6301894" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Please removes shoes and wallets before entering.</p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6301780" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6301780">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6301780">Nockular cavity</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6301780" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6301780" class="dsq-comment-message"><p><a href="http://skillz.lv/upload/gallery/large/16946/26521.jpg" rel="nofollow">http://skillz.lv/upload/gallery/large/16946/26521.jpg</a></p>
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    <li class="comment even depth-2" id="dsq-comment-6301797">
        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6301797" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6301797">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6301797">P&#8217;jama Pahnts</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6301797" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6301797" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Trumps twin sister that they never talk about?</p>
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    <li class="comment odd alt thread-odd thread-alt depth-1" id="dsq-comment-6301783">
        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6301783" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6301783">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6301783">PixieThis</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6301783" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6301783" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>This is right up there with &#8220;step on a crack, break your mother&#8217;s back&#8221;. But to be honest, mom never was the same after I got mad at her and stepped on all those cracks.</p>
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    <li class="comment even thread-even depth-1" id="dsq-comment-6301784">
        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6301784" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6301784">
                <a id="dsq-author-user-6301784" href="http://cendax.wordpress.com/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Norbrook</a>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6301784" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6301784" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Hmm&#8230; maybe god&#8217;s message to Texas is really &#8220;Stop building things on the coast and in a flood zone?&#8221;</p>
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    <li class="comment odd alt depth-2" id="dsq-comment-6301833">
        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6301833" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6301833">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6301833">arglebargle</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6301833" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6301833" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Why do you hate baby Jesus?</p>
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    <li class="comment even depth-3" id="dsq-comment-6301884">
        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6301884" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6301884">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6301884">MasRioBravoHombre</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6301884" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6301884" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Me and Rickie Bobby like Baby Jesus more than grownup Jesus.</p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6301940" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6301940">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6301940">Robyn Ryan</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6301940" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6301940" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Never worship a God who wants to be top and bottom in a snuff flick.</p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6301842" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6301842">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6301842">WeaselPoo</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6301842" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6301842" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Does not fit on a piece of toast. Try again.</p>
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    <li class="comment odd alt depth-3" id="dsq-comment-6302201">
        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6302201" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6302201">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6302201">willi0000000</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6302201" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6302201" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>it fits on a toasted sub roll!</p>
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    <li class="comment even thread-odd thread-alt depth-1" id="dsq-comment-6301804">
        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6301804" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6301804">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6301804">Vincent Ricola</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6301804" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6301804" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Everyone knows hurricanes only exist because the Earth is flat. If the Earth was round, the wind and rain would just slide right off the curved edges so nothing would ever flood. Everyone knows. Everyone.</p>
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    <li class="comment odd alt depth-2" id="dsq-comment-6301934">
        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6301934" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6301934">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6301934">Nockular cavity</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6301934" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6301934" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Plus, hurricanes kind of look like giant assholes rather than spirals. Coriolis Effect is a round-earth lie!</p>
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    <li class="comment even depth-2" id="dsq-comment-6306919">
        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6306919" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6306919">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6306919">🛶🗣️ Mr Canoehead 🛶🗣️</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6306919" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6306919" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Many people are saying</p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6301810" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6301810">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6301810">WeaselPoo</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6301810" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6301810" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>On Land Water Generation thingy is kicking Chemtrails&#8217; ass!  Chemtrail really needs to sports analogy of some kind to stay relevant and win all the things plus I need a drink.</p>
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    <li class="comment even depth-2" id="dsq-comment-6301932">
        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6301932" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6301932">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6301932">BrianW</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6301932" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6301932" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Chemtrails just needs to reach deep down, give 110% every day and be happy for the opportunity.</p>
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    <li class="comment odd alt thread-odd thread-alt depth-1" id="dsq-comment-6301817">
        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6301817" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6301817">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6301817">jesterpunk</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6301817" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6301817" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Robyn, you included Ann Coulter&#8217;s twit twice instead of Trump&#8217;s twit in the story.</p>
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    <li class="comment even depth-2" id="dsq-comment-6301869">
        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6301869" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6301869">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6301869">janecita</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6301869" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6301869" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>They are both twats/twits, so this is probably a very common mistakes.</p>
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    <li class="comment odd alt depth-2" id="dsq-comment-6301872">
        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6301872" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6301872">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6301872">Covfefe&#8217;s Evil Twin</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6301872" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6301872" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Has everyone seen George Takei&#8217;s reply to the hateful harpie?</p>
<blockquote><p>I don&#039;t think Hurricane Harvey is God&#039;s punishment for us electing an idiot president. But that is more credible than Ann Coulter. <a href="https://t.co/vdQBFhs7jA" rel="nofollow">https://t.co/vdQBFhs7jA</a>&mdash; George Takei (@GeorgeTakei) <a href="https://twitter.com/GeorgeTakei/status/902490582039363588" rel="nofollow">August 29, 2017</a></p></blockquote>
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    <li class="comment even thread-even depth-1" id="dsq-comment-6301831">
        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6301831" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6301831">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6301831">weejee</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6301831" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6301831" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>How about some freedom from religion?</p>
<p> <a href="https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/9669b996634df29ea3db80d29dc65d7f7569078203a0d0290818638894d09998.jpg" rel="nofollow">https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/9669b996634df29ea3db80d29dc65d7f7569078203a0d0290818638894d09998.jpg</a></p>
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    <li class="comment odd alt thread-odd thread-alt depth-1" id="dsq-comment-6301838">
        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6301838" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6301838">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6301838">DesertedPictures</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6301838" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6301838" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>You know: if you do accept climate change, update your building code, your water-management and increase the quality of disaster relieve, it will be cheaper in the long run. .. Prevention is much cheaper than rebuilding (and much less disruptive for the economy). You would think that would appeal to the Republican party&#8230;.</p>
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    <li class="comment even depth-2" id="dsq-comment-6301855">
        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6301855" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6301855">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6301855">TJ Barke</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6301855" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6301855" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>They abandoned rationality long ago.</p>
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    <li class="comment odd alt depth-3" id="dsq-comment-6301860">
        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6301860" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6301860">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6301860">DesertedPictures</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6301860" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6301860" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Yeah&#8230; I know. But they still like money, right?</p>
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    <li class="comment even depth-4" id="dsq-comment-6302192">
        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6302192" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6302192">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6302192">WeaselPoo</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6302192" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6302192" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Only when it goes directly to them.</p>
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    <li class="comment odd alt depth-4" id="dsq-comment-6302245">
        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6302245" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6302245">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6302245">willi0000000</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6302245" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6302245" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>but you&#8217;re talking about spending <i>today&#8217;s money</i> on something that may happen after they&#8217;re dead.</p>
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    <li class="comment even depth-2" id="dsq-comment-6301875">
        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6301875" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6301875">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6301875">MasRioBravoHombre</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6301875" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6301875" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Eliminate all building codes and whiny safety regulations. Haiti doesn&#8217;t have any, and everything there is aces.</p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6301924" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6301924">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6301924">Robyn Ryan</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6301924" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6301924" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Houston is a zoning free lake.</p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6301917" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6301917">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6301917">jodyleek</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6301917" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6301917" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Yeah, GOoPers are not real keen on preventative measures.  See sex education, abstinence only.</p>
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    <li class="comment odd alt depth-2" id="dsq-comment-6301964">
        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6301964" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6301964">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6301964">Nockular cavity</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6301964" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6301964" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>What, you mean <i>actually</i> run the government like a business? That&#8217;s crazy talk!</p>
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    <li class="comment even depth-3" id="dsq-comment-6302272">
        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6302272" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6302272">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6302272">willi0000000</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6302272" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6302272" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>you have to specify <i>well run</i> business or they&#8217;ll just sell off the good parts after running the physical plant into the ground and then fire-saleing the rest.</p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6301995" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6301995">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6301995">SayItWithWookies</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6301995" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6301995" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Sounds like some sorta Nigerian phone scam to me. Yup &#8212; that&#8217;s what these here pigeon entrails say.</p>
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    <li class="comment even depth-2" id="dsq-comment-6302076">
        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6302076" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6302076">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6302076">natoslug</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6302076" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6302076" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>The long run?  What&#8217;s that?  We need satisfaction NOW!  Later is an SEP.</p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6307007" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6307007">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6307007">🛶🗣️ Mr Canoehead 🛶🗣️</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6307007" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6307007" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Remember <i>Dinosaurs</i>?</p>
<p><b>B.P. Richfield:</b> This sudden cold snap is a godsend! Dinosaurs<br />
 are flocking to stores buying Wesayso heaters, Wesayso blankets, and<br />
Wesayso old-fashioned hot cocoa mix. [Laughs] We’re going to have the<br />
best third quarter in history!<br />
<b>Earl:</b>  Uh.. Sir, I think this could be the last third quarter in history.<br />
<b>Richfield:</b>  Oh, don’t turn into one of those environmental<br />
doomsayers, Sinclair!  Boohoo, it’s raining acid, there’s a hole in the<br />
ozone, you’re hurting Flipper! Blah! Bunch of tree hugging pantywaists!<br />
They’re always standing in the way of progress, and it’s our job to pave<br />
 right over them!<br />
<b>Earl:</b>  I think you’re missing the point, sir. The world may be coming to an end!<br />
<b>Richfield:</b>  Well, that’s a fourth quarter problem!</p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6302188" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6302188">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6302188">darnyoudarnyoutoheck</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6302188" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6302188" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Ha! hahahahah! *snicker* Good one!</p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6301861" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6301861">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6301861">Jus_Wonderin</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6301861" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6301861" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>If it flooded and Ann Coulter was available, could I use her as a flotation device? I mean, she&#8217;d be okay because, look at that nose. It&#8217;s like a fucking snorkel!!</p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6301891" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6301891">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6301891">MynameisBlarney</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6301891" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6301891" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Well, shit floats, so as long as you can bear to hang on to that POS Ghoulter, you should be ok.</p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6301929" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6301929">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6301929">Shanzgood</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6301929" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6301929" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>It only floats if there&#8217;s enough fat in your diet, otherwise it sinks. I learned that watching House.</p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6301939" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6301939">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6301939">Jus_Wonderin</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6301939" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6301939" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>I learn something new here every single day.</p>
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    <li class="comment odd alt depth-4" id="dsq-comment-6301997">
        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6301997" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6301997">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6301997">MynameisBlarney</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6301997" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6301997" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>I thought it only floated if it wasn&#8217;t properly digested.</p>
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    <li class="comment even depth-5" id="dsq-comment-6302013">
        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6302013" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6302013">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6302013">Shanzgood</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6302013" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6302013" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Don&#8217;t argue with Gregory House!</p>
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    <li class="comment odd alt depth-5" id="dsq-comment-6302051">
        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6302051" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6302051">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6302051">MynameisBlarney</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6302051" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6302051" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>It&#8217;s never Lupus!</p>
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    <li class="comment even depth-5" id="dsq-comment-6302058">
        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6302058" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6302058">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6302058">Shanzgood</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6302058" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6302058" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>*snicker*</p>
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    <li class="comment odd alt depth-5" id="dsq-comment-6303277">
        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6303277" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6303277">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6303277">fredoandme</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6303277" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6303277" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>and X never, ever marks the spot!!</p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6302196" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6302196">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6302196">whitroth</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6302196" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6302196" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Nope. She&#8217;d sink. Not enough body fat (other than between her ears).</p>
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    <li class="comment odd alt thread-odd thread-alt depth-1" id="dsq-comment-6301864">
        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6301864" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6301864">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6301864">MasRioBravoHombre</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6301864" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6301864" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Actually, the whole storm is the fault of my dog, Maybelline, who keeps dragging her ass on my new Walmart rug. Ass grinding like that REALLY gets the Almighty&#8217;s attention. These idiots would tell me I sound crazy.</p>
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    <li class="comment even depth-2" id="dsq-comment-6301908">
        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6301908" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6301908">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6301908">TJ Barke</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6301908" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6301908" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>She needs her anal glands emptied.</p>
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    <li class="comment odd alt depth-3" id="dsq-comment-6301965">
        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6301965" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6301965">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6301965">MasRioBravoHombre</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6301965" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6301965" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>I thought so, too&#8230;she just likes that carpet pressed against her ass.</p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6301942" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6301942">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6301942">natoslug</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6301942" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6301942" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Makes as much sense as anything Jones or Coulter said.</p>
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    <li class="comment odd alt depth-2" id="dsq-comment-6301951">
        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6301951" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6301951">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6301951">WeaselPoo</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6301951" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6301951" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Fair enough. Water damage os the worst, very tough AND dogshit in carpet also very tough and the worst. Both sides are the worst though there are some fine people and dogs and carpets but what a crowd, tremendous!</p>
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    <li class="comment even depth-2" id="dsq-comment-6302191">
        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6302191" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6302191">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6302191">whitroth</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6302191" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6302191" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>It&#8217;s the rug from Walmart. Walmart has Biblican threads in the rug, so it&#8217;s more like a prayer rug, and gets you a direct line to God &#8482;. To his haemorrhoid. Pisses him off no end.</p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6301870" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6301870">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6301870">MynameisBlarney</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6301870" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6301870" class="dsq-comment-message"><p><a href="http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/tmimn.gif" rel="nofollow">http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/tmimn.gif</a></p>
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    <li class="comment even depth-2" id="dsq-comment-6301976">
        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6301976" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6301976">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6301976">jodyleek</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6301976" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6301976" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>I have to say I like this World&#8217;s Most Interesting Man so much more than I like the current hipster WMIM.</p>
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    <li class="comment odd alt depth-3" id="dsq-comment-6301992">
        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6301992" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6301992">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6301992">MynameisBlarney</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6301992" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6301992" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Wait&#8230;what?<br />
They replaced the OG WMIM?</p>
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    <li class="comment even depth-4" id="dsq-comment-6302064">
        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6302064" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6302064">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6302064">Antonin Dvorak</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6302064" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6302064" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>They literally put him in a rocket and blasted him into space.</p>
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    <li class="comment odd alt depth-5" id="dsq-comment-6302112">
        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6302112" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6302112">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6302112">MynameisBlarney</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6302112" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6302112" class="dsq-comment-message"><p><a href="https://memegenerator.net/img/images/600x600/11274146/um-nevermind.jpg" rel="nofollow">https://memegenerator.net/img/images/600&#215;600/11274146/um-nevermind.jpg</a></p>
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    <li class="comment even depth-5" id="dsq-comment-6302174">
        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6302174" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6302174">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6302174">Antonin Dvorak</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6302174" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6302174" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>And by literally, I mean in a commercial. They put the character in a rocket and sent into the cosmos.</p>
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    <li class="comment odd alt depth-5" id="dsq-comment-6302190">
        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6302190" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6302190">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6302190">MynameisBlarney</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6302190" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6302190" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>LOL</p>
<p>Commercials be cray.</p>
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    <li class="comment even thread-odd thread-alt depth-1" id="dsq-comment-6301888">
        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6301888" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6301888">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6301888">rocktonsam</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6301888" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6301888" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>and the GLOBALISTS , for cripes sake don&#8217;t forget them!!!1!!<br />
AJ must have a special glue to keep that hairpiece on because his head gets so hot.</p>
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    <li class="comment odd alt thread-even depth-1" id="dsq-comment-6301902">
        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6301902" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6301902">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6301902">BearGHAZI</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6301902" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6301902" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Who is Alex Jones&#8217; cute boyfriend? He can do better</p>
</div>
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    <li class="comment even thread-odd thread-alt depth-1" id="dsq-comment-6301914">
        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6301914" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6301914">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6301914">Robyn Ryan</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6301914" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6301914" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Or Joel Osteen&#8217;s con game.</p>
</div>
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    <li class="comment odd alt thread-even depth-1" id="dsq-comment-6301916">
        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6301916" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6301916">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6301916">TimResistit</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6301916" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6301916" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>It&#8217;s my fault. </p>
<p>I can turn a grey sky blue, and make it rain whenever I want it to.</p>
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    <li class="comment even depth-2" id="dsq-comment-6302230">
        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6302230" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6302230">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6302230">weighmaster</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6302230" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6302230" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Please make it rain in Central Oregon, the smoke is so bad my eyes are burning.</p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6301922" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6301922">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6301922">MasRioBravoHombre</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6301922" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6301922" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Jesus kicked the shit out of the moneychangers at the Temple because of their excessive interest charges. EXCESSIVE INTEREST? Maybe this storm is retribution against 29.99% interest charged by banks for credit cards.</p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6301950" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6301950">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6301950">TJ Barke</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6301950" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6301950" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Fun fact: Any usury is a sin, let alone excessive.</p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6301986" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6301986">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6301986">MasRioBravoHombre</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6301986" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6301986" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Pawnshops and payday loan shops should be violently eliminated, with extreme Biblical prejudice.</p>
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    <li class="comment even depth-4" id="dsq-comment-6302053">
        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6302053" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6302053">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6302053">Shanzgood</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6302053" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6302053" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>There&#8217;s one of those vile payday loan places half a block from my house. I would love to see something biblical happen to it.</p>
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    <li class="comment odd alt depth-4" id="dsq-comment-6302160">
        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6302160" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6302160">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6302160">whitroth</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6302160" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6302160" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Not sure about pawnshops &#8211; some folks need them.</p>
<p>But payday loan vendors&#8230; they ought to be staked out over a fire ant mound. You *literally* can get better interest rates from the Mafia.</p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6302299" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6302299">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6302299">II Gosala</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6302299" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6302299" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>But do  they break you legs?</p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6301927" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6301927">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6301927">TheGrandWazoo2</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6301927" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6301927" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Speaking of blowhards, there&#8217;s Trump on TV.  Raining down inanities and flooding the airwaves with garbage.</p>
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    <li class="comment even thread-odd thread-alt depth-1" id="dsq-comment-6301931">
        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6301931" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6301931">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6301931">Ms.MLG on Maui</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6301931" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6301931" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Like a Rhinestone Cowboy..<br />
Bein&#8217; murdered by elites and abortion-havin&#8217; hoes&#8230;</p>
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    <li class="comment odd alt depth-2" id="dsq-comment-6302148">
        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6302148" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6302148">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6302148">whitroth</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6302148" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6302148" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>As opposed to not having abortions, but kids that you engendered, but don&#8217;t want to pay child support on?</p>
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    <li class="comment even depth-2" id="dsq-comment-6302271">
        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6302271" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6302271">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6302271">Oblios_Cap</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6302271" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6302271" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Apparently he did do a lot of coke with Tanya Tucker, so there&#8217;s that.</p>
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    <li class="comment odd alt depth-2" id="dsq-comment-6302407">
        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6302407" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6302407">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6302407">Edith Prickly</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6302407" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6302407" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Lizard people listenin&#8217; over my phone&#8230;</p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6302428" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6302428">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6302428">Ms.MLG on Maui</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6302428" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6302428" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>I keep getting cards and letters from Lizard People I don&#8217;t even know. Weird.</p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6301938" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6301938">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6301938">BearGHAZI</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6301938" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6301938" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>When they say Katy Perry, they mean Taylor Swift, RIGHT?</p>
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    <li class="comment even thread-odd thread-alt depth-1" id="dsq-comment-6301962">
        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6301962" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6301962">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6301962">Poly_Ester</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6301962" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6301962" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Perhaps Harvey is god&#8217;s punishment for Texans being such unreconstructed confederate dicks.</p>
<p>Also, trump doesn&#8217;t need anyone&#8217;s help to look bad.</p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6302042" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6302042">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6302042">WeaselPoo</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6302042" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6302042" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>From everything I&#8217;ve read in the Old Testament, God is a dick__no modifiers needed.</p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6301988" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6301988">
                <a id="dsq-author-user-6301988" href="http://www.blamethrower.ca" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">The Rt Hon. Blamethrower</a>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6301988" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6301988" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Here&#8217;s your reminder that Ann Coulter doesn&#8217;t like being called a cunt.</p>
<p>Personally, I think she&#8217;d be called a cunt a lot less if she stopped behaving like a cunt.</p>
<p>Ann Coulter is a cunt.</p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6302117" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6302117">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6302117">Jgb979</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6302117" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6302117" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>She&#8217;s just pissy because she just got banned from the military</p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6302150" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6302150">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6302150">MynameisBlarney</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6302150" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6302150" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Yeah, that kind of &#8220;humor&#8221; is not welcome here, might want to edit that.</p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6302155" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6302155">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6302155">darnyoudarnyoutoheck</span>
            </cite>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6302155" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6302155" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>cunt libel!!111!!! AC is neither warm nor deep.</p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6301989" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6301989">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6301989">II Gosala</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6301989" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6301989" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>This is ridiculous. Obviously it is the first effects of the return of Niburu.</p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6302016" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6302016">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6302016">WeaselPoo</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6302016" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6302016" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>How do you know about that? Are you one of the Power Elites? Or is this a False Flag operation?<br />
Be honest in your response.</p>
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    <li class="comment even depth-3" id="dsq-comment-6302035">
        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6302035" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6302035">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6302035">Bad Tom</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6302035" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6302035" class="dsq-comment-message"><p><i>FALSE POWER FLAG ELITES!!1!</i><br />
It&#8217;s obvious.</p>
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    <li class="comment odd alt depth-4" id="dsq-comment-6302075">
        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6302075" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6302075">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6302075">WeaselPoo</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6302075" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6302075" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Just point me to some product you can sell me that makes me feel better or superior to others and I&#8217;ll believe you.</p>
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    <li class="comment even depth-5" id="dsq-comment-6302089">
        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6302089" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6302089">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6302089">II Gosala</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6302089" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6302089" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>100% Pure Beef Brand Desiccated Corn Husks</p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6302141" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6302141">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6302141">WeaselPoo</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6302141" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6302141" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Only a 22 gallon bucket of the stuff will convince me. I&#8217; m an independent thinker who does his own research.</p>
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    <li class="comment even depth-5" id="dsq-comment-6302187">
        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6302187" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6302187">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6302187">II Gosala</span>
            </cite>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6302187" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6302187" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>22 is the right mystical number. 2 is of course the number of duality and therefore off the infinite creative potential of the cosmos. Ten planets plus the sun make 11, representing the material world in its completeness. So the product of infinite potential and the material world demonstrates the multiverse cascading through the dimensions making to the realm of light and the kingdom of the Great Kenyan. </p>
<p>But you have to  eat 22 bushels of desiccated corn husks.</p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6302222" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6302222">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6302222">WeaselPoo</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6302222" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6302222" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>I&#8217;ll DO IT!!  PRAISE JEEBUS!</p>
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    <li class="comment even depth-5" id="dsq-comment-6302600">
        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6302600" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6302600">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6302600">LeighBowery&#8217;sLuxuryComedy</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6302600" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6302600" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Wait.. 11:11.. 11+11=*22*.. and that&#8217;s just ONE DIGIT LESS than the TRUE psycho-actimystikal numeration of the almighty &#8211; TWENTY-THREE.</p>
<p>Count me a believer.</p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6302750" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6302750">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6302750">II Gosala</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6302750" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6302750" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Careful friend. Spill not the inner fraternal secrets to the unwashed. </p>
<p>Welcome</p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6302998" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6302998">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6302998">clubseal</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6302998" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6302998" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>This vegan cookbook for CrossFit athletes oughtta do the trick.</p>
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    <li class="comment odd alt depth-5" id="dsq-comment-6305990">
        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6305990" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6305990">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6305990">Bad Tom</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6305990" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6305990" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>One word: Beer.</p>
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    <li class="comment even depth-3" id="dsq-comment-6302079">
        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6302079" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6302079">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6302079">II Gosala</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6302079" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6302079" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>I work for the return of our glorious Kenyan overlords. </p>
<p> Or  do i?</p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6302118" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6302118">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6302118">WeaselPoo</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6302118" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6302118" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Only your exclusive newsletter mailed directly to my inbox for a modest fee will give me tje ANSWER, because that&#8217;s how things work.</p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6302143" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6302143">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6302143">II Gosala</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6302143" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6302143" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>I will send you my newsletter that unlocks the secrets behind the mysterious forces that manipulate the trilateral commission, area 51 and the global internationalist gay agenda for the&#8230; dammit, I&#8217;m to tired to keep this up. You win.</p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6302159" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6302159">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6302159">WeaselPoo</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6302159" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6302159" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>In that case you should subscribe to MY newsletter!</p>
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    <li class="comment even depth-5" id="dsq-comment-6302205">
        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6302205" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6302205">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6302205">II Gosala</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6302205" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6302205" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Only if it comes with a free bonus gift just for me of 22 bushels of 100% Pure Beef Brand Desiccated Corn  Husks if I call in the next 5 minutes.</p>
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                <span id="dsq-author-user-6302044">MynameisBlarney</span>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6302044" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6302044" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>I had a friend that tried to get me to believe that shit for a while.<br />
I larnt him some dang ol&#8217; science.</p>
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                <span id="dsq-author-user-6302136">whitroth</span>
            </cite>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6302136" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6302136" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>I still say that I don&#8217;t want no Niburu, I want the planet Porno, and for the Evil Emperor Wang to fire his sex ray at us. It would solve the Republican Problem instantly&#8230;.</p>
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            <cite id="dsq-cite-6302240">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6302240">II Gosala</span>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6302240" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6302240" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Nutter!</p>
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                <span id="dsq-author-user-6304971">whitroth</span>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6304971" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6304971" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>What, you&#8217;ve never seen Flesh Gordon?</p>
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            <cite id="dsq-cite-6305782">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6305782">Querolous</span>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6305782" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6305782" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Is Daewoo making a comeback?</p>
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            <cite id="dsq-cite-6302027">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6302027">Indiepalin</span>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6302027" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6302027" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>The only Hurricane Manufacturing Companies that exist are in the future, so on the face of it, their logic is dubious.</p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6302049" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6302049">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6302049">Jeff Ackerman</span>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6302049" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6302049" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Mom and dad said to find the good in every person, sometimes it&#8217;s just the part that ran down their mom&#8217;s leg.</p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6302061" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6302061">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6302061">Wee Mousie</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6302061" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6302061" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>I can&#8217;t believe that artificial intelligence coders have been able to cross the temperament of a Wolverine with the vocabulary of a stevedore and the literary style paid assassin, but that&#8217;s a lot more creditable than believing that Ann Coulter is an actual human being.</p>
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                <span id="dsq-author-user-6303692">mailman27</span>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6303692" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6303692" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>All possible upfists.</p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6302104" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6302104">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6302104">Lyly Sirivong</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6302104" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6302104" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Oh can I be blamed for Hurricane Harvey too ?  Sounds fun !<br />
How do these people get through life without choking on their own bile and stupidity ?</p>
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            <cite id="dsq-cite-6302120">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6302120">whitroth</span>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6302120" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6302120" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Actually (are you one of the lesbian Witches? Could you arrange for a lightening strike&#8230;?), the real question is how do they get out of bed, put their shoes on, and not fasten them together, trip, and break their necks as the leave the bed?</p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6302238" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6302238">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6302238">Lyly Sirivong</span>
            </cite>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6302238" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6302238" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Unfortunately, no, I&#8217;m just a straight muggle. Can&#8217;t help you with the lightning strike. The best I can offer you is a plasma globe.</p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6304966" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6304966">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6304966">whitroth</span>
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        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6304966" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6304966" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Well, I guess I&#8217;ll have to talk to my friends. And plasma globes are seriously cool (says the guy who used to own one, and still has a lava lamp&#8230;.)</p>
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            <cite id="dsq-cite-6302114">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6302114">The Librarian</span>
            </cite>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6302114" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6302114" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>&#8220;debaucherous&#8221; is an adjective not a noun, Coach Idjit.</p>
<p>Also too, crazy sun hat lady, I hope you get Raptured right quick along with your fellow loons. No time like the present!</p>
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            <cite id="dsq-cite-6302252">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6302252">Lance Thrustwell</span>
            </cite>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6302252" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6302252" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>That ain&#8217;t no adjective, it&#8217;s a proneperadjinitive. It&#8217;s how you get debaucherated.</p>
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            <cite id="dsq-cite-6302353">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6302353">sgt. jmk of the résistance</span>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6302353" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6302353" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>That seems perfectly cromulent to me.</p>
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            <cite id="dsq-cite-6304036">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6304036">BearDeLaOursistance</span>
            </cite>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6304036" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6304036" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>It&#8217;s also a compliment and not a pejorative!</p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6305954" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6305954">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6305954">The Librarian</span>
            </cite>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6305954" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6305954" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Lol, yes it can be, depending on perspective.</p>
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            <cite id="dsq-cite-6302115">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6302115">Jgb979</span>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6302115" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6302115" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Hey Alex</p>
<p>Camos not working bud</p>
<p>I still see you</p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6302609" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6302609">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6302609">Suttree</span>
            </cite>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6302609" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6302609" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>He could be invisible and everyone would still hear where he is.</p>
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            <cite id="dsq-cite-6303736">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6303736">Boscoe</span>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6303736" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6303736" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>..and could smell the chili.</p>
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            <cite id="dsq-cite-6307880">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6307880">Nightflyer</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6307880" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6307880" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Mmmmmmmm&#8230;..chili&#8230;..</p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6302133" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6302133">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6302133">Marla</span>
            </cite>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6302133" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6302133" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Alex, Alex, Alex, if you&#8217;re going to peddle your toxic bullshit at least wear a god damn tie like your buttfucking buddy Trump does when he sells the bullshit.</p>
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                <span id="dsq-author-user-6302408">GreyWolfSC</span>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6302408" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6302408" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Spanx wouldn&#8217;t hurt, either. :/</p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6302173" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6302173">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6302173">Resistance Fighter Astraea</span>
            </cite>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6302173" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6302173" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>I aspire to one day to be debauched enough to call down hurricanes upon my enemies.</p>
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            <cite id="dsq-cite-6302861">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6302861">Christopher Story</span>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6302861" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6302861" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Is it quantity or quality?</p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6303422" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6303422">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6303422">foreign agitator Captain Kraut</span>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6303422" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6303422" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Yes.</p>
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            <cite id="dsq-cite-6302189">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6302189">Suse</span>
            </cite>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6302189" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6302189" class="dsq-comment-message"><p><a href="https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/040a7ef0b689283ba9a3aaf5d4b05d9b5336483b345a0b53c92d90f66d62e2e2.jpg" rel="nofollow">https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/040a7ef0b689283ba9a3aaf5d4b05d9b5336483b345a0b53c92d90f66d62e2e2.jpg</a></p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6302209" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6302209">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6302209">spangled</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6302209" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6302209" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Blaming hurricanes on the &#8220;darkness&#8221; of southern cities&#8230;.. <a href="https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/1ac629d2b2ff87e02af9b8ee9631f9633ce65a67f489f68784c49db134f5018d.gif" rel="nofollow">https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/1ac629d2b2ff87e02af9b8ee9631f9633ce65a67f489f68784c49db134f5018d.gif</a></p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6302824" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6302824">
                <a id="dsq-author-user-6302824" href="https://www.netflix.com/browse" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">James Browns Wig</a>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6302824" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6302824" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>We are in the beginning of the Dumbfuck Morons vs EVERYONE else Civil War II</p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6302232" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6302232">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6302232">Lance Thrustwell</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6302232" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6302232" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>I blame the Weather Overground.</p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6302236" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6302236">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6302236">mancityRed6</span>
            </cite>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6302236" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6302236" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Look! Up in the sky!<br />
It&#8217;s a bird!<br />
It&#8217;s a plane!<br />
No, it’s a debaucherous!</p>
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                <span id="dsq-author-user-6302251">Jonny On Maui</span>
            </cite>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6302251" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6302251" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>&#8220;Guess where my fingers have been!&#8221;</p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6302259" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6302259">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6302259">II Gosala</span>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6302259" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6302259" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Debaucherous is the name of my hiphop waltz jug band</p>
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            <cite id="dsq-cite-6302971">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6302971">clubseal</span>
            </cite>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6302971" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6302971" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>I would totally listen to that band.</p>
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            <cite id="dsq-cite-6302243">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6302243">Angela Ruzzo</span>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6302243" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6302243" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Hurricane Andrew hit Florida on August 24. Harvey made landfall on August 25 (Katrina was August 29).  So the statement &#8220;25 years to the day after Hurricane Andrew hit Florida&#8221; is not correct.  Off by one day, buster.</p>
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                <span id="dsq-author-user-6302254">WeaselPoo</span>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6302254" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6302254" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Math is fungible, duh!</p>
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            <cite id="dsq-cite-6305993">
                <a id="dsq-author-user-6305993" href="http://www.johnsaxonphoto.com" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">libtardjohn</a>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6305993" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6305993" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>My feet are fungible but I&#8217;ve been using a spray.</p>
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                <span id="dsq-author-user-6302258">Oblios_Cap</span>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6302258" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6302258" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>You obviously forgot to factor in a leap year.  Duh!</p>
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            <cite id="dsq-cite-6302345">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6302345">Angela Ruzzo</span>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6302345" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6302345" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>I must be using the Old Math.</p>
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            <cite id="dsq-cite-6303722">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6303722">Boscoe</span>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6303722" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6303722" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>That&#8217;s okay, Jones is using the Old Meth.</p>
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            <cite id="dsq-cite-6302818">
                <a id="dsq-author-user-6302818" href="https://www.netflix.com/browse" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">James Browns Wig</a>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6302818" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6302818" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Facts have a Liberal bias, that&#8217;s what Republicans HAVE TO make shit up.</p>
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            <cite id="dsq-cite-6302255">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6302255">Oblios_Cap</span>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6302255" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6302255" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Some people shouldn&#8217;t be allowed near broadcasting devices of any sort.</p>
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                <span id="dsq-author-user-6302395">GreyWolfSC</span>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6302395" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6302395" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>&#8230;or other people&#8230; or small animals&#8230; or shrubbery&#8230;</p>
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                <span id="dsq-author-user-6302888">SDGeoff3</span>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6302888" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6302888" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>That damned shrubbery.</p>
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            <cite id="dsq-cite-6304013">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6304013">BearDeLaOursistance</span>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6304013" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6304013" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Except for an AM antenna tower&#8230;</p>
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            <cite id="dsq-cite-6302323">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6302323">Angela Ruzzo</span>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6302323" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6302323" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>I remember when Pat Robertson said that Hurricane Katrina was god punishing the sinful homosexuals and unbelievers living in New Orleans.  Funny, though, the French Quarter didn&#8217;t flood (I assume he was talking about the French Quarter, as did everyone else).  It was all the neighborhoods full of working- and middle-class families that flooded. A few rich neighborhoods flooded too, plus a lot of rural properties.  Six Flags New Orleans flooded too.  Three-quarters of Slidell was under water, and I can&#8217;t recall anyone accusing Slidell, Louisiana of being Sodom and Gomorrah. If there was widespread, blatant sinning going on in Slidell, then I never saw it. If Pat was right, then god has very poor aim.  He&#8217;s pretty old, maybe he needs glasses.</p>
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            <cite id="dsq-cite-6302360">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6302360">II Gosala</span>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6302360" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6302360" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Maybe his aim wasn&#8217;t bad. Ever think about that &#8230; hnnn?</p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6302595" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6302595">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6302595">Suttree</span>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6302595" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6302595" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Slidell did have a lot more meth busts than the surrounding area. Other than that it wasn&#8217;t very special in any way at all.</p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6303712" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6303712">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6303712">Boscoe</span>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6303712" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6303712" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Apparently Pat&#8217;s bible is missing the page that has the bit about the will of god being unknowable. He&#8217;d better fucking pray that Katrina wasn&#8217;t a test of his &#8220;Christian&#8221; charity, otherwise he is going to be quite surprised when Jesus pulls the lever on the trap door&#8230;</p>
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            <cite id="dsq-cite-6303785">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6303785">Angela Ruzzo</span>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6303785" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6303785" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Very true.  His Bible is also missing the page with the bit about &#8220;Let he who is without sin throw the first stone.&#8221;  Also the page with &#8220;Judge not, lest ye be judged.&#8221;  I have an uncle just like him, and boy is he in for a surprise when he enters the final sleep.</p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6302328" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6302328">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6302328">JMP</span>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6302328" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6302328" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>&#8220;It’s also no coincidence that Hurricane Harvey is hitting the United States, 25 years to the day after Hurricane Andrew hit Florida&#8221;</p>
<p>Yes, it is no coincidence that a natural disaster which occurs on a seasonal basis comes on the same date as another disaster of the same type hit a completely different part of the country.  Do you know that many blizzards also hit the northern US at the same time of year as previous ones?</p>
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                <span id="dsq-author-user-6303084">Mehmeisterjr</span>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6303084" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6303084" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>It is also no coincidence that Donald J. Trump was born on the same day as Che Guevara, Boy George, Steffi Graf and Archduke Ferdinand II of Austria. Other than the fact that they are coincidences, of course.</p>
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                <span id="dsq-author-user-6303395">foreign agitator Captain Kraut</span>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6303395" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6303395" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Steffi Graf, you say?</p>
<p>I&#8217;ve never trusted that one.</p>
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            <cite id="dsq-cite-6302572">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6302572">LeighBowery&#8217;sLuxuryComedy</span>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6302572" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6302572" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Ima start a rumor that the lezbean witches went and cast a spell &#8211; using aborted baby parts! &#8211; to MAKE THE CLIMATE CHANGE just because Herr Drumpf hasn&#8217;t been making himself look bad enough and they figured he could use their help. See how long it takes to get some reich-wing heads to go splodey.</p>
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                <span id="dsq-author-user-6302622">SadDemInTex</span>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6302622" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6302622" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Do you know how many morans would believe that? *shudder*</p>
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            <cite id="dsq-cite-6303664">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6303664">Judy Freed</span>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6303664" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6303664" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Z: How many morons does it take to turn off the lawn sprinkler before a flood?</p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6308760" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6308760">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6308760">LeighBowery&#8217;sLuxuryComedy</span>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6308760" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6308760" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>All of them &#8211; ?</p>
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            <cite id="dsq-cite-6302592">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6302592">Mehmeisterjr</span>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6302592" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6302592" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>have figured out the Katy Perry connection. This is Proof, people, Proof:</p>
<p>Katy Perry had that halftime fail with sharks,</p>
<p>And sharks swim in water, </p>
<p>And water is what makes floods.</p>
<p>Therefore, Katy Perry is responsible for floods.</p>
<p>QED</p>
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            <cite id="dsq-cite-6302740">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6302740">Dutchman</span>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6302740" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6302740" class="dsq-comment-message"><p><a href="https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/80cc3157d866e90882013fd6b3a07b8ccedca5e43d22d024d659568ec17c17c1.jpg" rel="nofollow">https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/80cc3157d866e90882013fd6b3a07b8ccedca5e43d22d024d659568ec17c17c1.jpg</a></p>
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            <cite id="dsq-cite-6306933">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6306933">🛶🗣️ Mr Canoehead 🛶🗣️</span>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6306933" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6306933" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Left(ist) shark?</p>
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            <cite id="dsq-cite-6303404">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6303404">Alan</span>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6303404" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6303404" class="dsq-comment-message"><p><a href="https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/6a09bfc6196d4a21debe63b20da056235637c90cdb478aacf4fc88935473c96d.jpg" rel="nofollow">https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/6a09bfc6196d4a21debe63b20da056235637c90cdb478aacf4fc88935473c96d.jpg</a></p>
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            <cite id="dsq-cite-6302596">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6302596">Villago Delenda Est</span>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6302596" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6302596" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>The Twitter machine has been having fun with Ann Coulter&#8217;s comment.</p>
<p>Also, too, &#8220;The Coach&#8221; is pretty obviously a cuck.</p>
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            <cite id="dsq-cite-6302717">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6302717">Mehmeisterjr</span>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6302717" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6302717" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Does anybody know &#8220;The Coach&#8221;&#8216;s Win-Loss Record?</p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6304016" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6304016">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6304016">GHERKINS OF RESTIVENESS!</span>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6304016" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6304016" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Just like it sounds.  8 &#8211; 0.</p>
<p>(That&#8217;s &#8220;Hate&#8221; and &#8220;No.&#8221;)</p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6302646" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6302646">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6302646">La forza del resistino</span>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6302646" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6302646" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>I blame Hannah Montana and her  boyish haircut.</p>
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            <cite id="dsq-cite-6303605">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6303605">Judy Freed</span>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6303605" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6303605" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Zhev: Blame it on the Stones; blame it on the Stones<br />
You&#8217;ll feel so much better, knowing you don&#8217;t stand alone<br />
Join the accusation; save the bleeding nation<br />
Get it off your shoulders; blame it on the Stones</p>
<p>Kris Kristofferson~Blame It On The Stones &#8211; YouTube<br />
Video for kris kristofferson blame it on the stones lyrics▶ 2:48<br />
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZxy9Tuilyc" rel="nofollow">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZxy9Tuilyc</a></p>
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            <cite id="dsq-cite-6302710">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6302710">Mavenmaven</span>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6302710" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6302710" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>As a theologian, I&#8217;d say the obvious cause for all these floods upon the largest Red state is the election of that evil orange pussygrabber as President. Just like in the time of the first flood. Just saying.</p>
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                <span id="dsq-author-user-6302746">JustPixelz (((Ω)))</span>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6302746" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6302746" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>&#8220;Worst flood ever in history. God chose me to be modern Predisent Noah&#8221; #DeletedTrumpTweets</p>
<p>&#8220;Hurricane Harvy is worst storm in USA history. Nobody knows why storms are getting worse. WE MUST DO SOMETHING!&#8221;  #DeletedTrumpTweets</p>
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                <span id="dsq-author-user-6303676">Boscoe</span>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6303676" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6303676" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>It&#8217;s all Obama&#8217;s fault for not stopping all the storms when he had the chance. And now It&#8217;s the Dems fault for obstructing Trump&#8217;s prefect plan to stop all the storms. And the media&#8217;s fault for not reporting about how trump has already stopped all the storms. Houston is fake news.</p>
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            <cite id="dsq-cite-6302771">
                <a id="dsq-author-user-6302771" href="https://www.netflix.com/browse" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">James Browns Wig</a>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6302771" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6302771" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>&#8220;<i>Jones&#8217; studio is located in an industrial area on the outskirts of Austin</i>&#8221;</p>
<p>Why you wear camo in an industrial area, Bro<br />
<a href="https://media.makeameme.org/created/you-wear-camo.jpg" rel="nofollow">https://media.makeameme.org/created/you-wear-camo.jpg</a></p>
<p><i>That KKKunt don&#8217;t hunt</i></p>
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            <cite id="dsq-cite-6303392">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6303392">Alan</span>
            </cite>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6303392" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6303392" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Why does Austin keep him? My tolerance has limits.</p>
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            <cite id="dsq-cite-6302785">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6302785">Jack Had A Permit</span>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6302785" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6302785" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>I thought Fire was for cleansing. . . *shrugs*</p>
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                <span id="dsq-author-user-6302869">SDGeoff3</span>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6302869" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6302869" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>And here I&#8217;ve been using Pine Sol, lo these many years.</p>
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            <cite id="dsq-cite-6303022">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6303022">Jack Had A Permit</span>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6303022" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6303022" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>I use Shimmer for it&#8217;s dual uses. Tasty dessert topping and hell of a floor wax.</p>
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                <span id="dsq-author-user-6303427">SDGeoff3</span>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6303427" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6303427" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>There&#8217;s a lot to be said for Miracle Whip, you know.</p>
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                <span id="dsq-author-user-6302793">Cool_North</span>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6302793" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6302793" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Somebody donate some tees and shirts to Alex Jones. Following the divorce settlements, he seems to have been left only with camouflage gear or else he braves the camera au naturel (thankfully now he had camo handy).</p>
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            <cite id="dsq-cite-6302881">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6302881">blarg</span>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6302881" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6302881" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>I CAN&#8217;T TAKE ALL THESE IDIOTS ANYMORE. I&#8217;ve fucking had it. HOW ARE PEOPLE SO STUPID???</p>
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                <span id="dsq-author-user-6303092">Yellerduck</span>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6303092" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6303092" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>They practice.</p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6303217" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6303217">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6303217">Nasty Girl Brianna</span>
            </cite>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6303217" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6303217" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Religion.</p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6303338" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6303338">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6303338">Pisto75666</span>
            </cite>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6303338" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6303338" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>They&#8217;re gifted. And not in the good way.</p>
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            <cite id="dsq-cite-6303380">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6303380">Alan</span>
            </cite>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6303380" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6303380" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Defunding public education. It&#8217;s evil.</p>
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            <cite id="dsq-cite-6302933">
                <a id="dsq-author-user-6302933" href="http://pinstripebindi.wordpress.com" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">pinstripe_bindi</a>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6302933" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6302933" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>I want to know what Jim Bakker thinks, other than BETTER BUY 1,000 POUNDS OF SHELF STABLE CHEEZY RICE.</p>
<p>Oh and also these braindead turdgurglers need to actually read their Bibles instead of just humping them, because God said he wouldn&#8217;t punish us with floods anymore. ARE YOU CALLING GOD A LIAR??</p>
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            <cite id="dsq-cite-6302974">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6302974">WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot</span>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6302974" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6302974" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Jim Bakker IS shelf stable cheezy rice.</p>
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                <span id="dsq-author-user-6303089">Yellerduck</span>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6303089" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6303089" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Cheezy maybe, but stable?</p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6303172" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6303172">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6303172">Red Richmond</span>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6303172" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6303172" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Also, can he even fit on a shelf?</p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6303191" class="dsq-comment-header">
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                <span id="dsq-author-user-6303191">WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot</span>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6303191" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6303191" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Yeah, I see what you mean.  I wasn&#8217;t really thinking about that one, was I?  Though I wouldn&#8217;t mind just putting him on a shelf and forgetting he was there.</p>
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            <cite id="dsq-cite-6303039">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6303039">VirginiaWackelpudding</span>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6303039" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6303039" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>You pointed out an excellent reply. It can&#8217;t be god!</p>
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            <cite id="dsq-cite-6303895">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6303895">BearDeLaOursistance</span>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6303895" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6303895" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>I Can&#8217;t Believe It&#8217;s Not Jehovah!</p>
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            <cite id="dsq-cite-6303638">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6303638">mailman27</span>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6303638" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6303638" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Is reading your bible like buying it dinner? Do you read it before you hump it to loosen it up? Or do you sweep it up in a passionate humping and then lie down side by side for some reading &amp; bonding? I&#8217;ve never really been close to a Bible.</p>
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            <cite id="dsq-cite-6304014">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6304014">Keith Taylor</span>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6304014" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6304014" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Perish the thought.  But he does seem to reconsider a lot, if the Bible is indeed literally true.  (Yes, I sometimes have the impious thought that this is a sizeable &#8220;if&#8221;.)  As when he promised King David personally that because of his sterling service, there would always be a descendant of David on the throne of Israel no matter what he might do, no conditions, provisos or escape clauses.<br />
Does anybody see a Kingdom of Israel in the world with a descendant of David on the throne?  I&#8217;m asking because maybe my lack of faith makes it impossible for me to notice.  Help me out.</p>
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            <cite id="dsq-cite-6302938">
                <a id="dsq-author-user-6302938" href="https://www.netflix.com/browse" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">James Browns Wig</a>
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        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6302938" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6302938" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Just a little &#8220;cosmetic damage&#8221;?<br />
<a href="https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/3b0360b67d062d4dc7b8a29823d14a0e2c2d17dbf96ef885536f3a5160ce2ede.png" rel="nofollow">https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/3b0360b67d062d4dc7b8a29823d14a0e2c2d17dbf96ef885536f3a5160ce2ede.png</a> </p>
<p>FOR SALE: 1946 Trump Puto, Some cosmetic damage, no motor, runs great!  $1B or OBO<br />
<a href="https://twopointuhoh.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/broken-down-car.jpg" rel="nofollow">https://twopointuhoh.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/broken-down-car.jpg</a></p>
<p><i>Drives like a real Lemon&#8230;ade</i></p>
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                <span id="dsq-author-user-6303027">Mehmeisterjr</span>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6303027" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6303027" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>It&#8217;s like an old ZIL that Trump bought from Putin in a money-laundering operation.</p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6303875" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6303875">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6303875">BearDeLaOursistance</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6303875" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6303875" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>The mechanic will try to tell you it needs a new covfefe. Don&#8217;t fall for it; it&#8217;s the oldest trick in the book. And Svetlana and Natasha already gave it the undercoating.</p>
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            <cite id="dsq-cite-6302951">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6302951">clubseal</span>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6302951" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6302951" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>I literally just saw someone in my Facespace feed posting that they were &#8220;just thinking&#8221; about all the fires, flooding, hate, violence, greed, etc. and wondering what it might mean, the implication being that it is Biblical in nature.<br />
I&#8217;m sorry, but last I checked, flooding and fires are likely about as old as the earth and vegetative life, respectively, and violence, greed, and hate are all about as old as human beings. Seems a little late for godly revenge.</p>
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            <cite id="dsq-cite-6303644">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6303644">Boscoe</span>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6303644" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6303644" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>The only thing that&#8217;s changed is now we have up-to-the-second 24/7 access to all the information about all the horrible things.</p>
<p>&#8230;and people like Alex Jones making up even more horrible stuff on top of it all.</p>
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            <cite id="dsq-cite-6302957">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6302957">Mr. Blobfish</span>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6302957" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6302957" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>That sunhat id lined with lead.</p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6303328" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6303328">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6303328">Pisto75666</span>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6303328" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6303328" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Too bad it&#8217;s not Saran Wrap. We could use the air that&#8217;s in her head.</p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6305515" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6305515">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6305515">SeeTrain65</span>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6305515" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6305515" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Sometimes a sun hat is just a sun hat.</p>
<p>Other times it&#8217;s a message that you shouldn&#8217;t ever be taken seriously.</p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6305551" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6305551">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6305551">Mr. Blobfish</span>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6305551" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6305551" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Praise Jesus!</p>
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            <cite id="dsq-cite-6303006">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6303006">Mehmeisterjr</span>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6303006" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6303006" class="dsq-comment-message"><blockquote><p>I don&#8217;t believe Hurricane Harvey is punishment for Houston electing a having elected a lesbian mayor. But that is more credible than &#8220;climate change.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p>Also sprach Coulter</p>
<p>Cute, then what do you think <i>is</i> a credible explanation? More credible than the obvious scientific explanation? Remember that we will judge your answer based, in part, on the fact that you found love in the manly arms of Dinesh D&#8217;Souza?</p>
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            <cite id="dsq-cite-6303548">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6303548">Judy Freed</span>
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            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6303548" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>THE BALLAD OF JOHN COULTER by Fess Parker &#8211; 1956 Disneyland &#8230;<br />
Video for John Coulter lyrics▶ 3:10<br />
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAUgMtzYgI0" rel="nofollow">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAUgMtzYgI0</a><br />
&#8220;John Coulter was a trapper, And he knew the ways of game, ..&#8221;&gt;&lt; &quot;Ann Coulter is a trapper and she plays her game. But it isn&#039;t of her griping that &#8230;&quot; posted by Zhev</p>
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            <cite id="dsq-cite-6303043">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6303043">Changeling</span>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6303043" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6303043" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>God revenges &#8220;the slaughter of unborn children&#8221; by slaughtering already born children.</p>
<p>Seems legit.</p>
<p>Nice god you have there.</p>
<p>I sometimes wonder&#8230; I&#8217;m a transguy and I like men, so because for them I&#8217;m a woman, me marrying a guy would be just what God wants, right?</p>
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                <span id="dsq-author-user-6303373">Alan</span>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6303373" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6303373" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>That would just confuse them. I think. Maybe. Not sure.</p>
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                <span id="dsq-author-user-6305706">Pax Americana Per Ars Smith</span>
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            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6305706" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Divide by zero error! </p>
<p>&#8211; Wing nut brain</p>
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                <span id="dsq-author-user-6303056">ANNG14</span>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6303056" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6303056" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>He left out the human/pig hybrids.  Jones cashes in on rube stupidity.</p>
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                <span id="dsq-author-user-6303078">Ωbjectifier</span>
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            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6303078" class="dsq-comment-message"><p><a href="https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/319aed06848045a0062b36e68ea1fc0f31deffa881c10ba05aa6add746cbb5c3.jpg" rel="nofollow">https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/319aed06848045a0062b36e68ea1fc0f31deffa881c10ba05aa6add746cbb5c3.jpg</a></p>
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                <span id="dsq-author-user-6303968">Keith Taylor</span>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6303968" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6303968" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Actually, that there is one I do believe.  Alex Jones is soooo clearly a human/pig hybrid.  With all the worse characteristics of both.  He must combine the most terrible junk DNA of both species.</p>
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                <span id="dsq-author-user-6304160">ANNG14</span>
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            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6304160" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Lol  I think you are right!</p>
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                <a id="dsq-author-user-6305249" href="http://wonkette.com" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Red Bellied Black Snowflake</a>
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            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6305249" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Brother to this other pigman. <a href="https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/8d78a3ddf3f7b0687384d89cc8bd92a1cd715a9d5156c5a405a9bbb6a7fe0071.jpg" rel="nofollow">https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/8d78a3ddf3f7b0687384d89cc8bd92a1cd715a9d5156c5a405a9bbb6a7fe0071.jpg</a></p>
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                <span id="dsq-author-user-6303094">Msgr_MΩment</span>
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            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6303094" class="dsq-comment-message"><blockquote><p>Now, with Pat Robertson — whose job it traditionally is to place such blame — in the hospital after having fallen from a horse recently (get well soon, Pat!)</p></blockquote>
<p>Top or bottom?</p>
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                <span id="dsq-author-user-6303479">Judy Freed</span>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6303479" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6303479" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Maybe it wasn&#8217;t &#8220;fallen from a horse&#8221; but &#8220;fallen because of horse&#8221;</p>
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                <span id="dsq-author-user-6303619">Boscoe</span>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6303619" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6303619" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Or fell while shooting up some high-quality &#8220;horse.&#8221;</p>
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                <span id="dsq-author-user-6303147">Red Richmond</span>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6303147" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6303147" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>&#8220;&#8230;BUT I DON’T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO DO! I don’t know what else to do.”</p>
<p>I have a few ideas on what he can do, but most of them involve his head, his ass, fire ants/arms and auto-asphyxiation devices used in manners that are not usually doctor recommended, and so can&#8217;t be repeated here. Here&#8217;s some things he can do instead that I <i>can</i> suggest: </p>
<p>1. Get out there in a boat and help look for people! No boats want you with them? Can&#8217;t imagine why, but don&#8217;t let that stop you, just start walking!</p>
<p>2. Pet rescue! Lots of pets out there need help too, and not just furry ones- make sure to help any snakes you find too. Don&#8217;t worry about poisonous snakes, God won&#8217;t allow one of his own to be bitten by an evil poisonous snake, right? </p>
<p>3. Give blood. Red Cross needs money, but as the local blood drive folks are always telling me they always need blood donations too. I&#8217;m sure they&#8217;ll need plenty more before this is all over, so maybe give them some extra pints. How many more extra pints? AOT,K.</p>
<p>4. Last idea: <b>SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID USELESS PIECE OF TRASH SCUMBAG. NO ONE CARES WHAT YOU THINK YOU HOOFWANKING BANGLECUNT CHUNDERMUFFIN.</b></p>
<p>&#8230;.ahem.</p>
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                <a id="dsq-author-user-6305987" href="http://www.johnsaxonphoto.com" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">libtardjohn</a>
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                <span id="dsq-author-user-6303205">Nasty Girl Brianna</span>
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            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6303205" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Every time a preacher blames a natural weather disaster on gay people, another angel loses its wings. </p>
<p>And heaven is fresh out of angels.</p>
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                <span id="dsq-author-user-6303439">Judy Freed</span>
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            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6303439" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Shortage of angels caused by their allergies to hyper critics. They can&#8217;t use ordinary baby powder to protect their wings from the rains. They use Angel Dust, instead. Shortages caused by boycotts &amp; sanctions of Venezuela.</p>
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                <span id="dsq-author-user-6305145">geoffalnutt</span>
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            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6305145" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Have you ever heard an angel sneeze?  It&#8217;s a sound you&#8217;ll never forget!  My cat dove under the credenza and didn&#8217;t reappear for two days.</p>
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                <span id="dsq-author-user-6303608">Boscoe</span>
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            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6303608" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>One thing they never speculate about is why god seems to disproportionately punish red states.</p>
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                <a id="dsq-author-user-6304089" href="https://groups.google.com/forum/?fromgroups#!forum/abc_politics_forum" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">euwe max</a>
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            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6303827" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>They don&#8217;t like it when Icarus flies too close to their son&#8230;</p>
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                <span id="dsq-author-user-6303947">Parakeetist</span>
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            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6303947" class="dsq-comment-message"><p><a href="https://youtu.be/b8qDz7K1nbU" rel="nofollow">https://youtu.be/b8qDz7K1nbU</a></p>
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                <a id="dsq-author-user-6303278" href="https://asinisteropiniondotcom.wordpress.com/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Questionable Whacklepudding</a>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6303278" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6303278" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>So, Harvey is a special, commemorative anniversary storm? Is it limited edition with special packaging? Because I&#8217;m not buying it if it ain&#8217;t individually hand numbered&#8230;</p>
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                <span id="dsq-author-user-6306221">phoenix00</span>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6306221" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6306221" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>It won&#8217;t come again for another 500 years!  Get it while supplies last!</p>
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                <span id="dsq-author-user-6306979">🛶🗣️ Mr Canoehead 🛶🗣️</span>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6306979" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6306979" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>There hasn&#8217;t been a storm like this for over 500 years <i>in the past.</i> But in the <i>future</i> they&#8217;ll be a dime a dozen. Y&#8217;know, unless people do something to prevent climate change.</p>
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                <span id="dsq-author-user-6311293">phoenix00</span>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6311293" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6311293" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Preventative maintenance?   Whuts dat??</p>
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                <span id="dsq-author-user-6303448">Chris Hall</span>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6303448" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6303448" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>&#8220;As of Friday at 12 noon on August, 25 city facilities are closed&#8221;, certain exclusions <a href="https://wonkette.com/619769/chris-christie-beaches-himself">apply</a></p>
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                <span id="dsq-author-user-6303486">mailman27</span>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6303486" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6303486" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Viz. the hat lady, she is fucking nuts. But if we are to follow her down the rabbit hole of slicing and dicing the meaning of every word, what exactly does she mean by &#8220;evacuate?&#8221; I could parse that to a very noisome conclusion.</p>
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                <span id="dsq-author-user-6303595">Boscoe</span>
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                <span id="dsq-author-user-6303489">C4TWOMAN</span>
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            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6303489" class="dsq-comment-message"><p><i><br />
Some think it is the fault of the POWER ELITE, who control our weather for, um, reasons?<br />
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<p>Dude, if the &#8220;power elite&#8221; controlled the weather, their every holiday weekend would be sunny and agri biz would never lose money to famine.</p>
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                <span id="dsq-author-user-6303533">MasRioBravoHombre</span>
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            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6303533" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Power elite? He should check into why tank farms and petrochemical plants and refineries are in neighborhoods of color. EXCLUSIVELY.</p>
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            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6303811" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Back in my day, I only had a MANUAL elite! And I was damn happy with it!!</p>
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            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6308763" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>I had one too, and my term papers looked just fine.</p>
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                <span id="dsq-author-user-6303522">mailman27</span>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6303522" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6303522" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Pat Robertson? Pfffffft. Gimme Pat Paulsen!</p>
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                <span id="dsq-author-user-6303940">Keith Taylor</span>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6303940" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6303940" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Why don&#8217;t you like Pat Robertson?  He seems nice.</p>
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                <a id="dsq-author-user-6305240" href="http://wonkette.com" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Red Bellied Black Snowflake</a>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6305240" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6305240" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Jimmy Swaggart or GTFO. </p>
<p>Unrelated? Possibly, had to be said tho.</p>
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                <span id="dsq-author-user-6303575">House0fTheBlueLights</span>
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            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6303575" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>I could not finish this article, because these people are too stupid to warrant my attention.</p>
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                <span id="dsq-author-user-6303929">Keith Taylor</span>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6303929" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6303929" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>I know the feeling.  It assails me every time I see some title on YouTube like &#8220;Gravity Does Not Exist&#8221; or &#8220;Tesla was the Greatest Scientist and most Brilliant Human Being EVER and Einstein was a Secret Shill For the Nazis&#8221; or &#8220;The Pyramids of Giza Were Built in the 1700s&#8221;.  On the other hand, Robyn Pennachia&#8217;s witty incisive writing is always worth a look no matter what the subject.  Yes, I am a fan.  Please overlook the fact that I am a human-being-eating reptoid alien.</p>
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                <span id="dsq-author-user-6306573">House0fTheBlueLights</span>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6306573" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6306573" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Frankly, it&#8217;s one of your most endearing qualities.</p>
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                <span id="dsq-author-user-6308749">SDGeoff3</span>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6308749" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6308749" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>I&#8217;ve always thought so.</p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6312600" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6312600">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6312600">Keith Taylor</span>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6312600" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6312600" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>That&#8217;s what my beloved auntie, the Black Goat of the Woods With A Thousand Young, says.</p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6303809" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6303809">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6303809">wait! what?</span>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6303809" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6303809" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>&#8220;Paging John Kelly; you&#8217;re idiot ward is fomenting discord in the narrative, again&#8221;</p>
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            <cite id="dsq-cite-6304002">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6304002">Ilgattomorte</span>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6304002" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6304002" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Listen, I&#8217;m with the Illuminati and I can tell you, we didn&#8217;t do this one. We&#8217;ve been really busy with getting North Korea to bomb everybody and trying to spread autism in all of your vaccines (you&#8217;re welcome). It&#8217;s a miracle we found the time to kill Glen Campbell. We&#8217;re swamped.</p>
<p>Furthermore, we are pretty well in touch with God and the Christians and, maybe I shouldn&#8217;t say anything, but they have been up to their ass lately working on a huge earthquake or something. This is going to be a really great project that I&#8217;m sure it will make you all think twice about gay abortions in the military or making people bake cakes for transsexual baby showers. Anyway, it&#8217;s going to be big and God is really understaffed right now, so it wasn&#8217;t them.</p>
<p>Folks, I hate to say this, but unless Katy Perry is screwing around with aliens again, we may have to chalk this one up to climate change. Yeah. I know. It sucks.</p>
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                <span id="dsq-author-user-6304168">BearDeLaOursistance</span>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6304168" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6304168" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>That&#8217;s what you guys get for temping everything out. In the good old days, covert destruction of all we hold dear was a union job with benefits&#8230;</p>
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                <span id="dsq-author-user-6305905">Regret</span>
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            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6305905" class="dsq-comment-message"><p><a href="http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?id=2781" rel="nofollow">http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?id=2781</a></p>
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            <cite id="dsq-cite-6304056">
                <a id="dsq-author-user-6304056" href="https://groups.google.com/forum/?fromgroups#!forum/abc_politics_forum" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">euwe max</a>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6304056" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6304056" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>&#8220;I just haven&#8217;t been myself since my head exploded&#8221;</p>
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            <cite id="dsq-cite-6304058">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6304058">GHERKINS OF RESTIVENESS!</span>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6304058" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6304058" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>I always remember to check the The Weather Channel for the count of the &#8220;Abortions In The Area&#8221; when I travel, so I know if I need to pack rain gear.</p>
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                <span id="dsq-author-user-6306218">phoenix00</span>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6306218" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6306218" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Come to Canada and you&#8217;ll need SNOW gear.</p>
<p>Waaaaaaaaait a min&#8230;..</p>
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                <a id="dsq-author-user-6304065" href="https://groups.google.com/forum/?fromgroups#!forum/abc_politics_forum" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">euwe max</a>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6304065" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6304065" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>This is what happens when the state ignores the mental health of its citizens.</p>
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            <cite id="dsq-cite-6304077">
                <a id="dsq-author-user-6304077" href="https://groups.google.com/forum/?fromgroups#!forum/abc_politics_forum" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">euwe max</a>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6304077" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6304077" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>What the fuck happened to all the 666 folks? Did they turn themselves off?</p>
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            <cite id="dsq-cite-6304082">
                <a id="dsq-author-user-6304082" href="http://www.SharpDonkey.com" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">SharpDonkey</a>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6304082" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6304082" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>It seems to me that  New Orleans and Houston were both flooded by hurricanes is not only due to climate change (God forbid that we listen to all those scientists when televangelicals say otherwise) but may have a little something to do with them BOTH BEING LOCATED CLOSE TO THE GULF COAST.</p>
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                <span id="dsq-author-user-6304682">m3bosha</span>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6304682" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6304682" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Yeah man&#8230;. climate change is a liberal plot.  Call me when a hurricane hits Denver.  (OK&#8230; knock on wood, Colorado is pretty awesome.  We got 99 problems, but a hurricane ain&#8217;t one.)</p>
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                <span id="dsq-author-user-6304181">chimpevil</span>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6304181" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6304181" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Alex Jones isn&#8217;t really an insane nutjob, he just plays one on the internetz.  He is there to make every other so-called conspiracy theorist look unhinged.  Don&#8217;t look too deeply into anything the government does or they will call you another Alex Jones!  A dream within a conspiracy within a conspiratorial nightmare.  Jesus God we are so doomed.</p>
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                <span id="dsq-author-user-6305016">UnsaltedSinner</span>
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            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6305016" class="dsq-comment-message"><p><a href="https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/992b958c53abb15c244ef75dfff3919639ba1765ed111ed17ef7104a772e3074.gif" rel="nofollow">https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/992b958c53abb15c244ef75dfff3919639ba1765ed111ed17ef7104a772e3074.gif</a></p>
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                <span id="dsq-author-user-6305125">dshwa</span>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6305125" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6305125" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Lol wut?</p>
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            <cite id="dsq-cite-6306215">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6306215">phoenix00</span>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6306215" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6306215" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>His ex-wife and kid are MORE doomed.</p>
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            <cite id="dsq-cite-6304204">
                <a id="dsq-author-user-6304204" href="http://nhprogressives.wordpress.com" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">John Ranta</a>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6304204" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6304204" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Let us not forget that song, &#8220;It&#8217;s delightful, it&#8217;s delicious, it&#8217;s delectable, it&#8217;s debaucherous&#8221;!</p>
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            <cite id="dsq-cite-6304444">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6304444">Cranky Man</span>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6304444" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6304444" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>So, hidden somewhere in Texas there is a facility or facilities that can evaporate trillions of gallons of water? That is a truly weapons grade conspiracy theory&#8217;n.</p>
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                <span id="dsq-author-user-6305279">HooverVilles</span>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6305279" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6305279" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Hey, what to them thar elitist scientists know?<br />
Sigh!</p>
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                <span id="dsq-author-user-6305293">george lastrapes</span>
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            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6305293" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>I think they are called &#8216;lakes&#8217;.</p>
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                <span id="dsq-author-user-6305418">HooverVilles</span>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6305418" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6305418" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>More than that.</p>
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            <cite id="dsq-cite-6305394">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6305394">HooverVilles</span>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6305394" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6305394" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Just for reference:<br />
Water 25 inches deep in a area of a 100 mile diameter circle is ~3 cubic miles! That is 1.285*10^13kg.<br />
With an assumed latent heat of vaporization of  ~2264 kJ/Kg that yields a total of 2.9*10^19 J of energy when that water condensed.<br />
Now a megaton of energy is 3.184 peta Joules.<br />
That means the amount of energy released when that water condensed was about 6954 megaton!!!!<br />
The total global nuclear arsenal is about 1460 megatons.</p>
<p>Food for thought!</p>
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                <span id="dsq-author-user-6309450">Clark_Nova</span>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6309450" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6309450" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>It&#8217;s called &#8220;the Sun&#8221;, or at least Texas&#8217; share of its output.</p>
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                <span id="dsq-author-user-6304628">m3bosha</span>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6304628" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6304628" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>I am having major flashbacks with the Katy Perry clip up there.  This was the sort of shit they drilled into the heads of children in Pentecostal churches.   It makes me super weirded out.  </p>
<p>The one thing that makes me feel better about crap like this is that it totes introduced me to things I wouldn&#8217;t have been exposed to.  I was introduced to the Dead Kennedys in middle school at summer bible camp.  The preacher at bible camp was giving away, a cassette tape called &#8220;The Dead Kennedy Debate&#8221; arguing with Jello Biafra .  </p>
<p>I bought &#8220;Give Me Convenience or Give Me Death&#8221; at the mall on the way home after.  Dumbasses.</p>
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                <a id="dsq-author-user-6305000" href="http://bigbadbaldbastard.blogspot.com/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Big_Bad_Bald_Bastard</a>
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            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6305000" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Ya know, the Power Elites really wouldn&#8217;t go attacking the city where ExxonMobil has its headquarters with their Weather Smurfing Machine.</p>
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            <cite id="dsq-cite-6305006">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6305006">UnsaltedSinner</span>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6305006" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6305006" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>&#8220;Katrina slammed New Orleans — we know about voodoo and the darkness in New Orleans.&#8221;</p>
<p>So God was mad because of the blahs?</p>
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            <cite id="dsq-cite-6305013">
                <a id="dsq-author-user-6305013" href="http://bigbadbaldbastard.blogspot.com/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Big_Bad_Bald_Bastard</a>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6305013" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6305013" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Blahs, mos&#8230; </p>
<p>He&#8217;s got the whole world in his sights, he&#8217;s got the whole world in his sights.</p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6306213" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6306213">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6306213">phoenix00</span>
            </cite>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6306213" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6306213" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Being right on the coast in a tropical storm zone had nothing to do with it.  NOTHING AT ALL.</p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6306364" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6306364">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6306364">Carole</span>
            </cite>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6306364" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6306364" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>That, and the Voodoo Museum. <a href="http://www.voodoomuseum.com/" rel="nofollow">http://www.voodoomuseum.com/</a></p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6307606" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6307606">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6307606">toughsister</span>
            </cite>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6307606" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6307606" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Hey, don&#8217;t forget the &#8220;creation Museum&#8221;.</p>
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            <cite id="dsq-cite-6308330">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6308330">The Flaming Carrot</span>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6308330" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6308330" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>That one&#8217;s in Kentucky. It probably protects the denizens of the greater Cincinnati area from being beseiged by hurricanes.</p>
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            <cite id="dsq-cite-6311403">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6311403">Keith Taylor</span>
            </cite>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6311403" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6311403" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>I have a theory that God sent Hurricane Katrina to New Orleans as punishment for all the vice and sin in the Storyville red light district.  Of course Storyville was shut down by order of the U.S. Navy in 1917, but God&#8217;s sense of timing may have been a little off; the Bible tells us that to him a thousand years is as a day, so there&#8217;s no need to split hairs.  And there was the voodoo and the jazz, of course.<br />
Once you abandon reason, fact and logic, wow you can have a party.</p>
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            <cite id="dsq-cite-6305265">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6305265">HooverVilles</span>
            </cite>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6305265" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6305265" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>The level of derp in Murica is getting depressing.</p>
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                <span id="dsq-author-user-6306595">CriticalDragon1177</span>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6306595" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6306595" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Its always been depressing.</p>
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            <cite id="dsq-cite-6305498">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6305498">Jeff Mc Donald</span>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6305498" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6305498" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Well&#8230;I think the last time I got a look at the news, and I freely admit I try to avoid it, the worst seemed to be hitting Texas. I guess I just never realized Texas was so chock full of sinners and devil worshipers that the Lord felt it was time to slap them around a little. Geeze, Texas! Lighten up on the demonic stuff down there!</p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6305504" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6305504">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6305504">SeeTrain65</span>
            </cite>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6305504" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6305504" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Thanks, I needed to be reminded &#8220;Coach Dave&#8221; is still out there grifting 40 years after he became a pus-filled lesion on the ass of Ohio high school sports.</p>
<p>Good story, Robyn, and I ain&#8217;t mad. But am mad at the gullible fools near me who still think this clown is worth more than a second of attention after everything he&#8217;s done in this state.</p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6305762" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6305762">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6305762">Viktor</span>
            </cite>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6305762" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6305762" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Coach Dave Daubenmire has a cross on his hat, purporting to be the coach of God. How dare he. God don&#8217;t need no stinking coach. God is the coach and the team, all in one.</p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6306211" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6306211">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6306211">phoenix00</span>
            </cite>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6306211" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6306211" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>The idea is God coaches YOU.  And not just In Soviet Russia.</p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6307595" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6307595">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6307595">toughsister</span>
            </cite>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6307595" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6307595" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>You kind of need to get away from any idea of god. Those scumbags have abundantly demonstrated he doesn&#8217;t exist.</p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6305992" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6305992">
                <a id="dsq-author-user-6305992" href="http://www.johnsaxonphoto.com" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">libtardjohn</a>
            </cite>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6305992" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6305992" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>I cannot understand science therefore science is not &#8220;credible&#8221;, because it cannot be that I am a dumb fuckhead.</p>
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            <cite id="dsq-cite-6306592">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6306592">CriticalDragon1177</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6306592" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6306592" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>That&#8217;s because evidence is irrelevant to ideologues</p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6306011" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6306011">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6306011">Celtic_Gnome</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6306011" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6306011" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>I got a doctorate in techknowledgey. The Wizard personally awarded it to me.</p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6306522" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6306522">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6306522">ken_kukec</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6306522" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6306522" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>&#8220;The Daubenmire Debauchery&#8221; &#8212; I think there&#8217;s a Robert Ludlum title to be had there.</p>
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    <li class="comment even depth-2" id="dsq-comment-6307577">
        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6307577" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6307577">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6307577">toughsister</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6307577" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6307577" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Love it!</p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6306547" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6306547">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6306547">CriticalDragon1177</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6306547" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6306547" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Its amazing how delusional people can be.</p>
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    <li class="comment even depth-2" id="dsq-comment-6307572">
        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6307572" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6307572">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6307572">toughsister</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6307572" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6307572" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>You mean the shit-for-brains who listen to televangelists and right-wing talk-show hosts? Ah, add Fox &#8220;News&#8221;.</p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6306553" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6306553">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6306553">ken_kukec</span>
            </cite>
        </div>
        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6306553" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6306553" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>The &#8220;Power Elite&#8221; &#8212; C. Wright Mills doesn&#8217;t think that terms means what The Liberty Beacon thinks it means.</p>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-header-6306880" class="dsq-comment-header">
            <cite id="dsq-cite-6306880">
                <span id="dsq-author-user-6306880">Carl Gurtman</span>
            </cite>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6306880" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6306880" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>I know the Truth!  God punished Texas for voting for Trump.  And I can prove it:  1.) Texas voted for Trump.  2.) Harvey devastated Texas.  Cause and effect.  QED.</p>
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                <span id="dsq-author-user-6307631">toughsister</span>
            </cite>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6307631" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6307631" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Here is some info on the evil Katy Perry: Perry has supported various charitable organizations and causes during her career. She has contributed to organizations aimed at improving the lives and welfare of children in particular. In April 2013, she joined UNICEF to assist children in Madagascar with education and nutrition.[270] On December 3, 2013, she was officially named a UNICEF Goodwill Ambassador, &#8220;with a special focus on engaging young people in the agency&#8217;s work to improve the lives of the world&#8217;s most vulnerable children and adolescents.&#8221;[271] She arranged for a portion of the money generated from tickets to her Prismatic World Tour to go to UNICEF.[272] In September 2010, she helped build and design the Boys Hope/Girls Hope foundation shelter for youth in Baltimore, Maryland.</p>
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                <span id="dsq-author-user-6311955">Myrddnn</span>
            </cite>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6311955" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6311955" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>What an evil person! We need a million more like her.</p>
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                <span id="dsq-author-user-6307664">toughsister</span>
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            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6307664" class="dsq-comment-message"><p><a href="https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/ebb89046d8a23dd091b86bcca7521d6abd58948a50fe6aa65dad6e3d09755606.png" rel="nofollow">https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/ebb89046d8a23dd091b86bcca7521d6abd58948a50fe6aa65dad6e3d09755606.png</a></p>
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                <span id="dsq-author-user-6310125">AngryNotSoOldHippy .</span>
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            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6310125" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Christian Republicans would appear to be the DUMBEST fucking idiots on the planet.</p>
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                <span id="dsq-author-user-6311667">Kitty Smith</span>
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            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6311667" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>&#8220;The darkest cities in America?&#8221; I wonder where HIS brain went.</p>
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                <span id="dsq-author-user-6312636">Keith Taylor</span>
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        <div id="dsq-comment-body-6312636" class="dsq-comment-body">
            <div id="dsq-comment-message-6312636" class="dsq-comment-message"><p>Darling Ann Coulter.  Who also regards the first chapter of Genesis and the vapourings of Michael Behe as more convincing than the Theory of Evolution.  (Which she completely disproved in four chapters of her brilliant book GODLESS.)  Now personally I have been known to declare that I regard Ann Coulter and Kellyanne Conway as Donald Trump&#8217;s bookends.  Unless they are actually the same person.  Has anybody ever seen them in the same room together?</p>
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