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As a native Floridian, I have seen more than my share of tropical weather. More importantly, as a second-generation Floridian, I have heard a number of horror stories about hurricanes going all the way back to the 1940&#8217;s. So, forget what the nifty brochure from the grocery store tells you about how to prepare for a hurricane.</p><p>Here&#8217;s what you really need to know.</p><h2>1. Everything Runs On Electricity</h2><p>Not only will your lights go out, but unless you have an alarm clock with a battery back-up, you&#8217;re going to be late for something. No one expects you to get up and go to work during a hurricane, but what about after the storm passes?</p><p>We all have bills to pay and some bosses are dicks and will want you back at work as soon as the storm passes. So get an alarm clock with a battery back-up and some batteries.</p><p>Driving &#8211; Gas pumps are powered by electricity, as are traffic lights and street lights. But here&#8217;s one thing people forget&#8230;the garage door opener. Make sure you have the dexterity to manually open your garage door or have someone who can help you. Ever try to lift one of those? Those are freaking heavy as shit!</p><p>Imagine not being able to get your car out of the garage if you have to evacuate.</p><p><iframe
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