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<h1>Trump&#8217;s Hurricane Harvey Tweet Prompts J.K. Rowling to Unleash Her Sickest Burn Yet</h1>
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<p><img src='http://twentytwowords.com/wp-content/themes/premise/img/letters/I.png' class='dropcase' align='left' />t's probably safe to say that J.K. Rowling is not the biggest fan of Donald Trump and it's hard to blame her. And after Trump's recent comments following Hurricane Harvey, she dragged him on Twitter once again, in her particular brand of epic Rowling fashion.</p>

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<p><b>Her hate for Trump goes all the way back to 2015, at least.</b></p>

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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">How horrible. Voldemort was nowhere near as bad. <a href="https://t.co/hFO0XmOpPH">https://t.co/hFO0XmOpPH</a></p>&mdash; J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) <a href="https://twitter.com/jk_rowling/status/674196610683940864">December 8, 2015</a></blockquote>
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<p>After someone compared Trump to the Dark Lord Voldemort, Rowling was quick to defend the <em>Harry Potter</em> villain.</p>


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<p><b>During last year's debates, she made her feelings for the Donald known.</b></p>

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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">&#39;I&#39;ve developed so many friends.&#39;<br><br>Humans &#39;make&#39; friends, Donald. They &#39;make&#39; them.<a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/debate?src=hash">#debate</a></p>&mdash; J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) <a href="https://twitter.com/jk_rowling/status/788920387400765440">October 20, 2016</a></blockquote>
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<p>In a pretty humorous fashion, as per usual.</p>


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<p><b>She even dissed his hand size.</b></p>

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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Those teeny little fingers are within twitching distance of the nuclear codes. We&#39;re all in it, up to our necks. <a href="https://t.co/9xWbSKKXRl">https://t.co/9xWbSKKXRl</a></p>&mdash; J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) <a href="https://twitter.com/jk_rowling/status/819238055336878080">January 11, 2017</a></blockquote>
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<p>She&#8217;s not wrong, though.</p>


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<p><b>She's continued to voice her opinions about Trump on her Twitter account.</b></p>

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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Unbelievable. He actually did bring the Middle East together. <a href="https://t.co/miP9MyVLsS">pic.twitter.com/miP9MyVLsS</a></p>&mdash; J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) <a href="https://twitter.com/jk_rowling/status/898195696221917185">August 17, 2017</a></blockquote>
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<p>Sarcastically saying that Trump actually <em>did</em> bring the Middle East together, if only over their mutual dislike of him.</p>


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<p><b>So it's pretty safe to assume at this point, that she is not a fan of Trump.</b></p>

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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">.<a href="https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump">@realDonaldTrump</a> &quot;Harvey. It sounds like such an innocent name, but isn&#39;t.&quot; <a href="https://t.co/NuCwZFVG0f">pic.twitter.com/NuCwZFVG0f</a></p>&mdash; jonathantilove (@JTiloveTX) <a href="https://twitter.com/JTiloveTX/status/902629139815043072">August 29, 2017</a></blockquote>
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<p>So after Trump made some really <em>weird </em>comments about Hurricane Harvey, she laid into him even harder.</p>
<p>Keep reading to hear what she said&#8230;</p>


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