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While it was later downgraded to a Tropical Storm, Hurricane Harvey left devastation and massive flooding in its wake.</p></div><div class="Article__ArticleFieldText___Pw3OH Article__ArticleField___2MNHv"><p>As Trump was headed to a helicopter with his granddaughter earlier Friday, a reporter asked if he had any words for the people of Texas, to which Trump replied, "Good luck. They're gonna be safe," while giving a thumbs up and waving to the cameras.</p></div><div class="Article__ArticleFieldText___Pw3OH Article__ArticleField___2MNHv"><h3>Video of the comments made the rounds on Twitter:</h3></div><div></div><div class="common__AdInArticle___2QcyW"><div></div></div><div class="Article__ArticleFieldEmbed___piHgC Article__ArticleField___2MNHv"><div class="Article__ArticleFieldEmbedHtmlWrap___1WCHy"><div class="Article__ArticleFieldEmbedHtml___3P23l"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">This video may ultimately haunt the remainder of Trump's presidency. <a href="https://t.co/SzV8i9ETGO" target="_blank">pic.twitter.com/SzV8i9ETGO</a></p>— Matt McDermott (@mattmfm) <a href="https://twitter.com/mattmfm/status/901176082518487040" target="_blank">August 25, 2017</a></blockquote>
<script async="" src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div></div></div><div class="Article__ArticleFieldText___Pw3OH Article__ArticleField___2MNHv"><h3>People were appalled that Trump would go on vacation during such a crisis:</h3></div><div class="Article__ArticleFieldEmbed___piHgC Article__ArticleField___2MNHv"><div class="Article__ArticleFieldEmbedHtmlWrap___1WCHy"><div class="Article__ArticleFieldEmbedHtml___3P23l"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">With U.S. set to be hit by first major hurricane in more than a decade, it's just inexcusable for Trump not to cancel Camp David vacation.</p>— Matt McDermott (@mattmfm) <a href="https://twitter.com/mattmfm/status/901176960734429184" target="_blank">August 25, 2017</a></blockquote>
<script async="" src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div></div></div><div></div><div class="common__AdInArticle___2QcyW"><div></div></div><div class="Article__ArticleFieldText___Pw3OH Article__ArticleField___2MNHv"><h3>And were underwhelmed with his message:</h3></div><div class="Article__ArticleFieldEmbed___piHgC Article__ArticleField___2MNHv"><div class="Article__ArticleFieldEmbedHtmlWrap___1WCHy"><div class="Article__ArticleFieldEmbedHtml___3P23l"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">That is just a weird message to send to 5 million people in the path of a deadly category 4 hurricane.</p>— Resist, Persist (@JaneMoss08) <a href="https://twitter.com/JaneMoss08/status/901230914734350336" target="_blank">August 25, 2017</a></blockquote>
<script async="" src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div></div></div><div class="Article__ArticleFieldEmbed___piHgC Article__ArticleField___2MNHv"><div class="Article__ArticleFieldEmbedHtmlWrap___1WCHy"><div class="Article__ArticleFieldEmbedHtml___3P23l"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">He says, "Good luck," but he's thinking,"F*ck those guys. I'm going golfing."<a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Trumpincompetence?src=hash" target="_blank">#Trumpincompetence</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/TrumpNazis?src=hash" target="_blank">#TrumpNazis</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Trumpcorruption?src=hash" target="_blank">#Trumpcorruption</a></p>— Dinsdale Pirahna (@PirahnaDinsdale) <a href="https://twitter.com/PirahnaDinsdale/status/901206233251819524" target="_blank">August 25, 2017</a></blockquote>
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<script async="" src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div></div></div><div class="Article__ArticleFieldText___Pw3OH Article__ArticleField___2MNHv"><h3>By now, people are pretty good at Trump-speak:</h3></div><div class="Article__ArticleFieldEmbed___piHgC Article__ArticleField___2MNHv"><div class="Article__ArticleFieldEmbedHtmlWrap___1WCHy"><div class="Article__ArticleFieldEmbedHtml___3P23l"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">"I like people who weren't captured by hurricanes."</p>— ActionParkLifeguard (@peterock141979) <a href="https://twitter.com/peterock141979/status/901207237556936704" target="_blank">August 25, 2017</a></blockquote>
<script async="" src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div></div></div><div></div><div class="common__AdInArticle___2QcyW"><div></div></div><div class="Article__ArticleFieldEmbed___piHgC Article__ArticleField___2MNHv"><div class="Article__ArticleFieldEmbedHtmlWrap___1WCHy"><div class="Article__ArticleFieldEmbedHtml___3P23l"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">"Good luck. I hope you can swim. If not, SAD."?</p>— Sister Euphemia (@SisterEuphemia) <a href="https://twitter.com/SisterEuphemia/status/901188894758129664" target="_blank">August 25, 2017</a></blockquote>
<script async="" src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div></div></div><div class="Article__ArticleFieldEmbed___piHgC Article__ArticleField___2MNHv"><div class="Article__ArticleFieldEmbedHtmlWrap___1WCHy"><div class="Article__ArticleFieldEmbedHtml___3P23l"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">He prefers people who win at swimming. He doesn't like drowners.</p>— Cara May Have (@mamapojo) <a href="https://twitter.com/mamapojo/status/901209625474854912" target="_blank">August 25, 2017</a></blockquote>
<script async="" src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div></div></div><div class="Article__ArticleFieldText___Pw3OH Article__ArticleField___2MNHv"><h3>They made a few astute observations:</h3></div><div></div><div class="common__AdInArticle___2QcyW"><div></div></div><div class="Article__ArticleFieldEmbed___piHgC Article__ArticleField___2MNHv"><div class="Article__ArticleFieldEmbedHtmlWrap___1WCHy"><div class="Article__ArticleFieldEmbedHtml___3P23l"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">so weird because he's usually so empathetic</p>— Holly (@hollyla_fon) <a href="https://twitter.com/hollyla_fon/status/901182349953650688" target="_blank">August 25, 2017</a></blockquote>
<script async="" src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div></div></div><div class="Article__ArticleFieldEmbed___piHgC Article__ArticleField___2MNHv"><div class="Article__ArticleFieldEmbedHtmlWrap___1WCHy"><div class="Article__ArticleFieldEmbedHtml___3P23l"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">The little girl looks far more concerned than he does.</p>— Erica Heidepriem (@EdicaAnn) <a href="https://twitter.com/EdicaAnn/status/901184167907643392" target="_blank">August 25, 2017</a></blockquote>
<script async="" src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div></div></div><div class="Article__ArticleFieldEmbed___piHgC Article__ArticleField___2MNHv"><div class="Article__ArticleFieldEmbedHtmlWrap___1WCHy"><div class="Article__ArticleFieldEmbedHtml___3P23l"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">What's with prop-grandchild? Him holding hands with any little girl gives me the heebies.</p>— Pamela J (@je_peche) <a href="https://twitter.com/je_peche/status/901213819908784128" target="_blank">August 25, 2017</a></blockquote>
<script async="" src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div></div></div><div></div><div class="common__AdInArticle___2QcyW"><div></div></div><div class="Article__ArticleFieldEmbed___piHgC Article__ArticleField___2MNHv"><div class="Article__ArticleFieldEmbedHtmlWrap___1WCHy"><div class="Article__ArticleFieldEmbedHtml___3P23l"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Trump using his grandchild as a human shield.</p>— Christine (@tbpmom) <a href="https://twitter.com/tbpmom/status/901183929474011138" target="_blank">August 25, 2017</a></blockquote>
<script async="" src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div></div></div><div class="Article__ArticleFieldEmbed___piHgC Article__ArticleField___2MNHv"><div class="Article__ArticleFieldEmbedHtmlWrap___1WCHy"><div class="Article__ArticleFieldEmbedHtml___3P23l"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">We're all her. <a href="https://twitter.com/FilmGuy4" target="_blank">@FilmGuy4</a> <a href="https://t.co/QerV4W55uf" target="_blank">pic.twitter.com/QerV4W55uf</a></p>— Gage Garret Hanlon (@gghanlon) <a href="https://twitter.com/gghanlon/status/901215966939324417" target="_blank">August 25, 2017</a></blockquote>
<script async="" src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div></div></div><div class="Article__ArticleFieldEmbed___piHgC Article__ArticleField___2MNHv"><div class="Article__ArticleFieldEmbedHtmlWrap___1WCHy"><div class="Article__ArticleFieldEmbedHtml___3P23l"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">When your grandpa looked into the eclipse to long and talks funny now. <a href="https://t.co/bB9Mmy6aYr" target="_blank">pic.twitter.com/bB9Mmy6aYr</a></p>— Thomas Fatora (@FilmGuy4) <a href="https://twitter.com/FilmGuy4/status/901218438676439040" target="_blank">August 25, 2017</a></blockquote>
<script async="" src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div></div></div><div></div><div class="common__AdInArticle___2QcyW"><div></div></div><div class="Article__ArticleFieldText___Pw3OH Article__ArticleField___2MNHv"><p>Trump has since made a disaster declaration for Harvey, planning to possibly visit Texas next week.</p></div><div class="Article__ArticleFieldText___Pw3OH Article__ArticleField___2MNHv"><h3>But in the meantime, Trump remains the number one disaster for many:</h3></div><div class="Article__ArticleFieldEmbed___piHgC Article__ArticleField___2MNHv"><div class="Article__ArticleFieldEmbedHtmlWrap___1WCHy"><div class="Article__ArticleFieldEmbedHtml___3P23l"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Please. His inauguration was his Katrina moment. We're in uncharted territory now.</p>— Cara May Have (@mamapojo) <a href="https://twitter.com/mamapojo/status/901211501129871360" target="_blank">August 25, 2017</a></blockquote>
<script async="" src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div></div></div><div></div><div class="common__AdInArticle___2QcyW"><div></div></div><div class="Article__ArticleFieldEmbed___piHgC Article__ArticleField___2MNHv"><div class="Article__ArticleFieldEmbedHtmlWrap___1WCHy"><div class="Article__ArticleFieldEmbedHtml___3P23l"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">The President before finding out that there are white people in TX.</p>— Jessica Langerman (@NinicheInBoston) <a href="https://twitter.com/NinicheInBoston/status/901185798145540096" target="_blank">August 25, 2017</a></blockquote>
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